No Nice Way Of Saying It

Here’s Britney’s highly anticipated new music video for “Break the Ice.” And by “highly anticipated,” we mean we didn’t realize she even had a new video coming out until the other day. And, to be honest, we wish we wouldn’t have known about it because this is a complete mess.

It had all the makings of a great video: No stripper poles and no Britney. Yet, somehow, it’s worse than the previous disasters. Maybe because, even with “Gimme More,” we still watched — it had that trainwreck quality to it. But this made us doze off and wonder what we were going to eat for breakfast. … We need to reevaluate our lives.

Mar 13, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 19 Responses
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Comments (19)

No. 1 mae says:

TO BE CONTINUED!!! Oh, I wait with bated breath! Just kidding, I hate myself for watching (and listening to) that. I can’t wait until its in rotation at the gay bars and being lip-synced by them http://www.gigisbar.com/saturday0107.html

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 8:04 am
No. 2 mae says:

Oh damn, the hot link to the video died.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 8:06 am
No. 3 deimos says:

i made it a full 5 seconds before i was bored to tears. i was really proud of myself.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 8:47 am
No. 4 Danielle says:

This looks like something a teenage fan would have made on youtube with only the mp3 of the song and some random anime.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 8:55 am
No. 5 fuschia deviant says:

Yeah, I made it through about 30 seconds, which was 31 seconds too long. But, from the little bit of this vid that I managed to atch without nearly lapsing into a coma, it honestly looks like they ripped off Linkin Park’s “Breaking The Habit” video.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 8:58 am
No. 6 SeriousStyle says:

Somewhere the creators of Aeon Flux are laughing hysterically.

I watched a little bit with the sound off since I’m at work and don’t want to get killed in the ears by this crap and it looks like those old anime cartoons Adult Swim runs sometimes.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 9:04 am
No. 7 Stoney says:

Damn. Whore doesn’t die at the end.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 10:45 am
No. 8 Mer says:

it looks like one of those e-surance commercials.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 11:54 am
No. 9 peppermintgum says:

I don’t know… The video has NOTHING to do with the song, and it kind of makes no sense. But I can’t resist. I love anything Britney.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 12:15 pm
No. 10 maria says:

blow pop!

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 12:25 pm
No. 11 Lisa(#1), incarcerated says:

I can’t listen to sound, so I had my ipod on listening to Faithfully (Journey) - it makes it pretty good. Then again I am a sucker for “adult” animation. Well cartoons, too.

SS: good call, it is sort of Aeon flux-y, or Ghost in a Shell-ish.

Just so I have it straight, the assassin (?) is Cameron Diaz and Madonna is trapped in a tank of Kaballah water?

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 12:33 pm
No. 12 Dr. Strangelove says:

Geez, this really isn’t that bad. In fact, it’s kinda really good. It’s Bauhaus Britney - her personal traumas have caused her to have a fractured sense of sex and romance. I think it’s OK. I might have to go buy the album.

It’s true that she’s gobsmackingly uneducated and bizarrely overpaid, but you have to admit that her stuff is darker in a good way. I dunno - beats the hell out of Fuggie Fug and Rihanna.

It even beats the hell out of Futuresex/Lovesounds.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 1:54 pm
No. 13 jujuhag says:

You’re assuming Britney and her people are thinking that deeply. It was probably more like, “Damn yall, I look hot as a cartoon, it’s so realistic.”

And for anybody who also reads TMZ it would be more like this, “Ding dang yall, I’m a hot cartoon bitch, let’s go to Kitson so I can get that outfit,”

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 2:26 pm
No. 14 Lisa(#1), incarcerated says:

Hey, compuder animaters, y’all needs ta make that guy I slap look more like Justin. Y’all I want to slap his face so bad. An then kissem.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 3:11 pm
No. 15 citmyway says:

I don’t even have to watch the video and I know it is STUPID!!!! Britney should not even be called a singer or entertainer (unless we are talking about a break down b/c that’s the only interesting thing she has to offer me) I have nothing for a freak that would rather snort coke and be drunk then spend time with her kids!

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 5:00 pm
No. 16 queencrone says:

I watched the whole thing. I did the bookkeeper boogie in my chair. It’s a catchy little tune. I can’t lie.

The thing I am afraid of is that now poor Britney might think she can leap tall buildings.
You know how mixed up she is. I hope someone will tell her that she can’t really fly.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 8:18 pm
No. 17 citmyway says:

hahahah, I swear, the comments on this site are by far my favorite to read!

Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 8:20 am
No. 18 Nicole says:

I dig the song, but Aeon Flux would totally kick anime-Britney’s ass. Lame video is lame.

Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 10:33 am
No. 19 Kayla says:

Britney is not a coke head, that’s lying, loser Lindsey. Brtiney has always been an entertainer in the past. Not every song we are fgoing to like, not every video. But Britney is doing well and I wish her the best.

Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 3:48 pm
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