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Although it seemed like a good idea to allow Britney Spears visitation with her children, the kids don’t seem to be coping with the arrangement as well as hoped.

Sean Preston has been sleeping in the same room as father Kevin Federline lately because he???s been having nightmares.

According to insiders, Preston, 2, also cried for his dad at first when Britney picked them up, but Kevin soothed him and he settled down.

Britney has her own way of trying to soothe her sons. ‘Britney always sings to them. She loves lullabies.’

The boys are said to be confused when it comes to their mom.

Welcome to the club, boys.


Mar 6, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 37 Responses
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Comments (37)

No. 1 maria says:

Wow. It’s so sad to see that picture, almost NSFW even.

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 11:57 am
No. 2 Sugar Magnolia says:

I know I’ll catch some hell from a few tourists but until they have her meds figured out and the BP under control, those kids need to be kept away from her. (Lots of personal experience here.)

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 11:58 am
No. 3 SnackySmores says:

I agree, keep those kids out of her reach. If she spreads her kind of crazy those kids could turn out like Chris Crocker…

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 12:02 pm
No. 4 vagarious says:

Is that poor kids name really hyphenated Spears-Federline? OUCH! And I thought his life was going to suck enough as it was!

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 12:10 pm
No. 5 ??? says:

Why can’t the Spears’ kids EVER get strapped in correctly? I would never think to put my kids in a carseat like that. WTF?!?!

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 12:14 pm
No. 6 jujubees hates feather dresses says:

oh, snacky, that would be horrendous. Having to live through him once is bad enough. Pook kids. Shoulder straps are meant to go over the shoulders.

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 12:21 pm
No. 7 maria says:

pook kids? that’s racist. :P

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 12:23 pm
No. 8 SnackySmores says:

No kidding, juju. Only I think Brit’s kids would be sporting a pink wig instead of whatever mess crocker has going on. And who has time to think about the little things, like protecting your child???s’ welfare, when you haven’t had a frappuccino?

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 12:25 pm
No. 9 jujubees hates feather dresses says:

Maybe she thinks the straps are optional?

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 12:32 pm
No. 10 hms says:

I don’t think they should have taken visitation rights away from the beginning. You mean to tell me that she couldn’t have been allowed to see them at the father’s house with people around. These kids are the ball in a tennis match and it’s just not right.

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 12:46 pm
No. 11 SnackySmores says:

They’re also going to be human projectiles if someone doesn’t start strapping them into those carseats correctly.

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 12:50 pm
No. 12 skinny fat says:

those poor babies. of course they’re confused when it comes to mom. she’s a different person every time she seems them.

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 12:53 pm
No. 13 deimos says:

poor little booboo, i want to give him a hug.

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 1:09 pm
No. 14 jujubees hates feather dresses says:

I know. He just needs some cuddling and the fricking cameras out of his little face. I’d cry too.

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 1:13 pm
No. 15 deimos says:

he can come live with me. i’ll let him eat all the chicken fingers and mac and cheese he wants. he’ll be in bed by 8 and he doesn’t have to worry about people following us because i’m really not interesting enough to follow with a camera. i’ll read him stories and we can watch little bill together.

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 1:19 pm
No. 16 Stupid Racoon says:

Yeah… I’m an EMT and I’ve seen too many kids go splat because mommy is too dumb to operate the car seat. At the very least it’s gonna snap his little shoulder out of joint. Hard to fetch mommy’s Funions with only one arm.

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 1:38 pm
No. 17 pancake says:

Deimos, can I live with you? Chicken fingers, Mac and cheese and be tucked into bed by 8 sound heavenly!! weeeee!

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 1:46 pm
No. 18 deimos says:

sure, there’s room for everybody. i don’t know if i have any footy pj’s that will fit you though, they’re for people to young to type.

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 1:48 pm
No. 19 EsquaredMom says:

vagarious: My children’s last names are hyphenated. I kept my name when I got married, so when we had children we decided to give them both names. When they are older they can choose how they want their name. But I will admit, it’s a pain for me to always fill out all forms with both names. Also, my poor first one has 5 names total because her parents were idiots, but her middle names are our sisters middle names, so we had to do it, but still.

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 2:35 pm
No. 20 Stoney says:

Well of course they cry. Mommy was too busy eating it, licking it, snorting it and fucking it to be a real mom when they lived with her. That combined with their obvious FAS would make any kid cry. Die, wretched whore!

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 2:41 pm
No. 21 duh says:

of course they are going to cry. Not because they don’t like seeing their mom but because they are confused of why they can’t see her more. Plus Kevin is probably confusing them if he has his girlfriend and shar coming around. They should have no involvement in those kids lives until they are older and their mom is better.

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 3:02 pm
No. 22 vagarious says:

Esquared: Wow…I’m lazy I think I’ll just give my kids one letter names like A, B, C…or maybe numbers.

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 3:03 pm
No. 23 lale says:

I wonder if she sings in that fakey baby/husky voice that has helped to propel her to singing superstardom? That, and how does she know the lyrics to lullabyes? Or does she make them up?

Hush little baby,
Don’t touch that pill.
Mamma’s gotta take it,
‘Cause she’s real ill.
Stay ‘way from Mamma’s stuff, you little twit,
‘Cause if you don’t I’ll go bat shit.

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 3:05 pm
No. 24 admittedlyaddicted says:


Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 4:40 pm
No. 25 Feistess says:

I TOTALLY agree on the no bringing girlfriends round til it’s serious bit. I have friends who REFUSE to meet their date’s children unless they are about to become engaged. Seriously.

As far as the kid crying, kids cry and go through phases even if they’re from normal homes without cameras. And a lot of times, these phases get worse when stuff is going on, like, divorce, protracted court battles, a mom with serious mental health issues, and someone following you around with the camera. ESPECIALLY the camera….. think of flower girls at weddings… how many of them melt down?

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 5:58 pm
No. 26 mae says:

I wish I could grow up to be naive just like Feistess.

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 6:08 pm
No. 27 queencrone says:

I hate it when you are in a crowded grocery store and you tell your kid to put back the candy bar, because you just put 5 of their other favorite snacks into the grocery cart. And then they throw their self down on the floor, kicking and screaming and crying. Everyone around you has to look at you too.

I just told my daughter, look, you are 21. Next time drive yourself to the store, because I am never going with you again.

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 6:31 pm
No. 28 mae says:

LOL!!! nice one, qc!

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 7:03 pm
No. 29 queencrone says:


Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 7:05 pm
No. 30 a happy cooter says:

I see many commies here….good work people, good work.

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 7:11 pm
No. 31 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

QC… that was the best. (I am marking response for future reference)

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 8:20 pm
No. 32 blah says:

DEIMOS!!!! I’M SAYING THIS IN CAPS BECAUSE I’M EXCITED, NOT BECAUSE I’M IMPERSONATING CHELSEA….ok, enough of that. My friend bought his wife a set of footie pajamas. They finally make them for adults. I don’t know why I’m so damn excited about this, but I am. She loves them. She has one pair that has little skulls on them and the other one has duckies. I’m secretly hoping to steal them from her.

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 9:09 pm
No. 33 Prick Up Your Ears says:

blah says:

My friend bought his wife a set of footie pajamas. They finally make them for adults. I don???t know why I???m so damn excited about this, but I am. She loves them. She has one pair that has little skulls on them and the other one has duckies.


Do you know where got them?? I’d love a pair, too!

Posted: Mar 7, 2008 at 8:26 am
No. 34 blah says:

I thought I saw an advert for them in a mag. I’m going to do a search online to find them and let everyone (you know who you are) know.

Posted: Mar 7, 2008 at 8:48 am
No. 35 bebobah says:

i am not gonna believe this one until tmz reports it. they have all the up to date brit news man. when i was 5 i didn’t see my dad for 3 months and completely forgot what he looked like. thought he was just some stranger buying me soda…

Posted: Mar 7, 2008 at 9:12 am
No. 36 Sugar Magnolia says:

I got my footie PJs at Walmart of all places. Love them!

Posted: Mar 7, 2008 at 9:13 am
No. 37 Kimmyk says:

Britney has her problems, but don’t judge her on her kid’s having nightmares and crying. That’s what 1 and 2 year olds do. I think this post was mean and not funny. What’s the point of this blog again? I’d way rather quality over quanitity when it comes to your postings. Just let me have a little laugh during my work day, who wants to laugh at little kids who’ve lost their mommy?

Posted: Mar 7, 2008 at 1:58 pm
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