Broadway has officially lost it. After offering roles in Chicago to Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton, it only makes sense that Kevin Federline would be invited to join the cast of Legally Blonde in September.
The former backup dancer and aspiring hip-hop artist … will test his song-and-dance chops in a trio of roles — including the UPS guy who inspires the ‘bend and snap.’
‘This is his chance to show the world what he can do,’ says a pal.
And now that he has physical custody, sons Sean, 2, and Jayden, 18 months, might join him in the Big Apple. ‘This is his dream and he wants to bring the kids,” says the insider. “Jamie and Lynne [Spears] promised to help him make it work.’
The last things these kids need is to be on the other side of the country from their mother. Actually … that might not be such a bad idea. Let’s just hope he doesn’t attempt to rap.
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I thought he already showed the world what he can do: insperminate!
Hilton did not pass the dance audition for “Chicago” in New York. The choreographers thought she was too stiff and unnatural in her movements. She failed miserably, so I don’t know where you’re getting your information from.
A rhythm-less Paris Hilton bombed during a recent audition for a role in the Broadway staple ‘Chicago.’ Paris was invited to take on the role of murderess vamps Velma or Roxie in the NYC production for a few weeks but flunked the try-out because ’she simply can’t move,’ says choreographers.
According to celebrity gossip Mike Walker:
Paris was ‘too stiff’ to master simple dance moves or anything beyond her trademark nightclub booty-shakin.’
“It didn’t help telling producers she knew nothing about their show because she hardly ever goes to the theater.”
Better him than Britney on some loser sitcom. That girl wasn’t funny on SNL or Will & Grace. I guess ratings are more important than content, though. At least he’s trying. What’s Larry Birkhead’s job these days, besides pimping out his cross-eyed daughter to the tabs?
And Chelsea’s “marring” Britney comment is so clever, I wonder if she even realizes…
Yeah, comment No.1 comedy gold. Or just Commie.
wasn’t there a picture floating around online of him golfing and being like a 1,000 pounds? Was it a fake?
lale, no she does not.
YES SHE DOES STP