she probably found him in bed with lil' wayne and zac efron.

subway? no pun intended, but isn't that a little beneath them? i don't think i'm buying this one.

They were hitting each other with their purses.

I am choosing to believe this story because I'm really naive and I like them. "This" makes them seem like normal people….aside from the obvious…which is-he's a girl.

Listening to the story about Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Brodrick, I had to wonder: can anyone make love work in this city? Or are we all just destined for altercations on the subway of life?

Lisa, I got that even if no one else did. Very Sex & The City Carrie voice-over….

Thanks j_b, I totally typed that on my laptop, after changing out of my ridiculous outfit and into boyshorts and a tank.

I hear you…I totally read that while sipping a cosmo and fighting off breast cancer.

Please don't tell us they were fighting and then not tell us what the fight was about…c'mon…that's just cruel…

You wear too much eye make-up, Sarah. My sister wears too much eye make-up. People think she's a whore.

Lisa(#1) You can't forget that while typing that on your laptop (whilst in your tank top and boy shorts) you vaguely puffed on a Marlboro Light while starting out the window dreamily…

IT'S NOT A PURSE, MR. T. It's a european carry all.

Oh, and you put your hair up in a ponytail. but not with a, god forbid, scrunchy.

east coast people are SO much more sophisticated than we southerners are. i mean, the SUBWAY, come on!

Scooter but, meet Chip. Chip Onyashoulda. He's Russian.

Lisa! you made me pee my pants a little bit. Dang stress incontinence.

OH YEAH SJP AND HUBBY REALLY LOOK LIKE THEY ARE FIGHTING IN PIC, AND THE SUBWAY, LIKE THEY WOULD TAKE THE SUBWAY, BE REAL PLP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!