What do you expect from a guy who couldn't admit he was a, Goonie?

Fricken? Maybe he was kidding?

Anyhow, the real story is how hot Javier Bardem is.

I wonder if he gave Diane Lane a celebratory slap in the face that night.

Check him out in the back looking all sexy. Is there a, "Most Sexy", award. He needs that.

Just a liittle side note. Josh is douchey mcdoucherson if he blatantly ignored the people who gave him this job. It would be nice if he were more grateful. But he is in an industry who is all about, "How awesome am I".

Frankly, Woody stepping in like that is a little too much like your mee maw telling you to go kiss your aunt Ethel for the 5 bucks. Go give your director a nice shout out. Who goes around telling people who to thank during a speech? Two douches don't make a right. Unless one of them is sharing the spliff.

You know Woody is carrying, Juje. Just saying. Anyways, I don't care too much. Anyone who looks to actors to be some sort of example of manners, or simple non-assholeness is in for a world of dissapointment.

What was I talking about? Javier distracted me again. Also, one morning Merideth Viera (who is only good for cracking her head on the ice) asked him if he would miss awards season - like dressing up and stuff - and if he missed it for the Golden Globes. He said, very sexily, something like, "No, not at all. I like it because I can sit on my couch and relax." The Merideath was all "in your underwear," and she wet herself a litte. He flatly, but again sexily, said, "no, I had clothes on."

i just wet myself. I'm like Merideth minus the concussion. I wonder if he would like to cuddle me and read me poetry by the fire? I also asked that about Ryan Reynolds but that's just what I like to ask all sexy bitches.

Did anyone see Javier interviewed on E! on the red carpet? Giuliana asked him basically what is similar/different between Hollywood and Madrid in terms of making movies, etc. He said he didn't want to "get into that." What does that mean? I couldn't figure out if it was a language barrier or if he's just sort of a jerk. It was a totally bland red carpet question.

I could understand why he would say he did not want to "get into that". He might be a smart guy and he might know the hundreds of reasons of why Spain and friggen Hollywood are different, maybe he couldn't sum up his thoughts in a few moments time. Or maybe he had to take a piss real bad.

I would've been all, "bitch this isn't 20/20, no substantive Qs on the red carpet. Duhvs!"

That would have been AWESOME if Javier said, "Duhvs!"

The comment Smissy is referring to was misinterpreted. The question was what was the difference between the paparazzi in Spain and LA. The fact that he refused to answer showed that he has some class. And he's still sexy.

I really enjoyed watching josh do the thumb/forefinger nose pick not once but twice during his speech. Class act.

Ohhhh, I love your name, D. Zeinstein. It makes me think of MST3000. That's a name that would be in some super cool sci-fi movie. I digress, as always.

If were Woody I would have met Josh in the parking lot and got all Mickey Knox on his ass.