Our generation's great American author, Brooke Hogan, is back to grace us with more intelligent words via her MySpace. This time, she's educating us on the ways of the media. Evidently some reporters don't always check their facts and run stories with lies about how Brooke wasn't at her brother Nick's 18th birthday party. It's imperative that America knows the truth, and Brooke is taking it upon herself to set the record straight.
Maybe someone should tell her nobody cares? … Nah, just let the girl hone her craft.
Monday, July 28, 2008
Stupid people of the press
Heres how stupid and inaccurate the media can be…
According to the press I didn't show up to my brothers 18th birthday at the jail.
Lets see…
*hes in jail
*Its an important birthday…the big 18!!!
*I'm only a 4 hour drive to Tampa
*He's the most important thing in my life.
They must have thought I didn't show cause they didn't SEE me. uhh…there's such thing as a back door you jerks.
In conclusion…That goes to show you that you can't believe anything you watch on TV or read in magazines. Cause people will make up BS without even knowing the facts. Hey Media! Why don't you gather facts, check them, and then give the public the truth? That might work. Oh no…I forgot. You make too much money telling LIES.
Needless to say, I WAS there for my brother on his birthday because he is my best friend and NOTHING comes before family.
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Editor
No one actually cares about your brother. What you should worry about is the lack of career you have and how you are an embarassment to anyone you age.
NOTHING comes before family? So, I guess that means that she and her mom are speaking again?!
Brooke, why must you make it so hard for me to like you? I really want to. Really. But please, just stop. We all know you love your brother. And that you're a daddy's girl. And that you and your mom were best buds (until she started banging that dude that looks like Gary Busey's kid). If you know the truth, why do you care what the rest of the world thinks? I know you're still young, but you will realize one day just how little other people's opinions of you matter.
Oh, but while you're still concerned about other people's opinions, can you do me a favor and toss those assless acid-wash jean chaps of yours?!
Enough with this totally narcissistic family! Kick them all to the curb like the trash they are.
I'm sure Nick was VERY excited about the big 18 guys who were going to run the train on him later that night.
Brooke just wanted to be #19.
I think tossed salad is on the menu tonight in cell block c.
And here I was thinking that Nick was the only one in the know about the "back door" of the prison. Well played Brooke, well played indeed.
You get to have birthday parties in jail?
damn, i was about to congratulate you hags on not making any back door/prison jokes.
unrelated - think that's what happened to the GGs at Estelle's funeral. I think they all came in the back door. Either that or the service was at a house they all already shared together.
Brooke, I am sure your brother's "rear end" enjoyed his 18th birthday in the new adult prison cells with all of cell mates who wante a piece of Hulk Hogan :-)
Bitch, no cameras and reporters were there to cover your brother's ass drilling birthday so nobody saw you! Don't blame the media for "lies" because nobody gives a damn about you. You are the one who is lying. Regarding to your statement "family comes first," probably that's why your dad bangs your best friend and rubs sun screen location on your ass. That's why your mom is being banged by a dude who is younger than you.
Whoa, that chin is scary!!!!!
It's not a chin, it's an ass.
I'm sorry, Sar. I tried really hard to resist but the pressure was just too much. I feel like such an ass. Get it, ASSSSSSSSS. I'm positive that will be only funny to me.
fake boobed ass chinned tranny slut…..i swear she looks like the hulk with a couple of fake bobs bolted on.
that chin is insane.
OMG i am so sick of this FAKE ass family i am sick of her cry baby brother , her whore mother and her nasty RED face father . and brooke needs more than a boob job to look more like a WOMAN .. GROSSSS
Can't she have it filed down or something?
I'm thinking she has to. Either that or get a chisel and hammer and give a few good taps to it. That should take off all that excessiveness. Is that a word? Prolly not.
I'm pretty certain the only people that are watching her stupid ass show are people that laugh at how stupid she is. Not to mention the fact that she looks like a tranny, has an annoying ass voice and is built like a amazon woman with a spray tan. I cannot think of anyone more annoying than the white trass ass "Hogans." They are about as talentless as they come and need to give it a freaking rest. How many albums did you sell, bitch? Please believe you only got the deal because you dad is famous for body slamming a bunch of idiots in the 80's. Nice.