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Brooke Hogan revealed why America is going downhill at a rapid pace when she appeared on Howard Stern's radio show and displayed her political knowledge. Here's a hint: She studied up on the upcoming election so she can confidently rattle off the last names of the presidential candidates, but don't ask her to be confident about Obama's first name — that's a tricky one. And who in their right mind would expect her to recall the name of our current vice president? That is absurd.

But there's good news: She's having her bookkeeper look into registering her to vote.

Sep 19, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 17 Responses
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Comments (17)

No. 1 Stoney says:

What an ignorant, uneducated whore.

"I did some research on the whole voting thing" - Bitch, go kill your worthless self now. Thanks.

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 2:40 pm
No. 2 Sarah says:

Wait… do we WANT Brooke or any other Hogan to vote? I mean, it's their right and all, but I'm just saying.

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 2:43 pm
No. 3 say what? says:

um, is anyone remotely surprised about this?

I'm more interested in whether Howard asked her about that pic of her dad's hands on her ass…and btwn her thighs…

…ugh, just gave myself the willies.

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 2:45 pm
No. 4 Run-DMS says:

I hear she'll be writing in Ric Flair on her ballot.

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 3:06 pm
No. 5 say what? says:

I'm writing in Rowdy Roddy Piper, myself…

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 3:22 pm
No. 6 Run-DMS says:

FYI, No. 5, Roddy's not a natural-born U.S. citizen. He was born in Canada.

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 3:23 pm
No. 7 mae says:

shocking! wordpress is pounding me in the arse again and not allowing me to post. F YOU WORDPRESS! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 3:43 pm
No. 8 mae says:

*shakes fist*

Doesn't matter, he should be written in solely based on the fact that 'They Live' is one of the most bad ass, awesomest movies EVAR!!!!!!!!111 <–

"Life's a bitch, brother. And she's back in heat!"

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 3:43 pm
No. 9 Run-DMS says:

I had that problem on Monday and Tuesday, mae.
But hey, you just got through. Maybe the glitch is over.

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 3:45 pm
No. 10 Run-DMS says:

Um, I was referring to mae's comment at 7.

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 3:46 pm
No. 11 say what? says:

mae, I think I love you.

I own that movie, and it's one of those "so bad it's good" things.

"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick some ass…and I'm all out of bubble gum".

John Carpenter ROCKS!

(ps-Run-DMS, didn't know that.)

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 3:47 pm
No. 12 Suck it! says:

Brooke is walking proof that one should have to pass a test before being allowed to vote.

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 4:10 pm
No. 13 JD says:

The best news that could come of this is if her 'bookkeeper' somehow fails to ge ther registered to vote.

We already got enough people thinking that being near Russia gives you foreign policy experience. We don't need one who doesn't even know the candidates' friggin' names!

Brooke, do us a favor. Go ask Mr. McMahon for a job, wrestle, and be on tv that way. At least we won't have to hear you trying to sound intelligent.

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 4:48 pm
No. 14 Rainey says:

Is anyone surprised by this? This is coming from a woman who: a) thinks her brother is wrongly imprisoned; and b) grew up with Hulk and Linda as parents. I'm surprised she can even remember her own name, let alone the candidates'.

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 5:05 pm
No. 15 mae says:

say what?, that movie is truly awe-inspiring. its in my top 5.

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 5:06 pm
No. 16 blah says:

There should be some sort of a test that you have to take. Nothing worse than a bunch of Brooke Hogan's choosing our next leader.

I want a count of all the times she says, "like" or "you know".

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 5:20 pm
No. 17 Keeblerkahn says:

I don't care if Rowdy Roddy Piper is from the maple leaf state, he should be our new President just on the kick ass awesomeness of the movie They Live. He could open the state of the union with the line "I came here to chew bubble gum and kick some ass…and I'm all out of bubble gum".

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 6:05 pm
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