There was another Hogan car accident over the weekend, this time involving Brooke, everyone's favorite MySpace author. The wreck was not Brooke's fault, and she and her passenger walked away with no injuries. Thank God, because can you imagine the world with one less Hogan to spew nonsense?
To make sense of everything, Brooke took to the Internet with a new blog post — that has since been removed — thanking her jailbird brother and his passenger who has been in a coma since Nick's fateful car accident, because their mistakes saved her life. Well, at least the passenger has that to keep him going.
You can read the entire thing after the jump.
Seatbelts saved MY life today…What happened to my brother and our friend John was horrible and very hard for both of our families. But I truly believe my brother and John saved My life and my best friends life…. I don't know if you heard, but my friend and I got into a really bad car accident today ourselves… As I turned on my car I clicked my seatbelt. As we pulled out onto the road, I looked over and realized my friend didn't have her seatbelt on. I reminded her to put it on and the minute she clicked it, a car crashed into us. It was a horrible car accident, one that most would be severely hurt in, but we had our seatbelts on and they kept us in tight. I have to thank my brother and my best friend John for teaching me an important lesson that saved our lives.
I know that because my family is under a microscope, the turn of unfortunate events are magnified and seem like they just keep on coming…And having everyone watching and commenting on our life is extremely hard. If I could stop it I would because it feels terrible. We try to stay away from it but can't help that its shoved in our faces. So please, if youre a supporter, please spread the good around cause its nice to have friends when things go awry. And for the haters, Im sure we're not the only ones you're hurting. I would hope people are never this mean to you because it makes things so much harder……You're human and so are we. Nothing different.
God Bless
~~~Hey this is Brookes friend and passenger, I just wanted to say that Brooke basically saved my life by making me wear my seat belt ….She is such a great friend and a good person! You all should know that! check out what I have to say on my MySpace… I'm on her top friends : La La
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I'm confused as to why she always posts blogs, but then takes them down immediately. Is there a reason for this? I mean, other than her being a complete twit, obviously!
Drunk posting! What a goddamned whore.
I suppose I've just a got a thing for education, but I'm amazed and appalled by how so many people born into families with lots of money (the Hogans, the Osbournes, Paris Hilton) don't take advantage of their situations to get an education. Instead, they're content with being ignoramuses. Maybe even proud of it.
One more thing: What did Brookie learn from her brother's crash? That street racing endangers lives? No, of course not. She learned the importance of wearing a seatbelt.
Stupid Brookie. Stupid, stupid Brookie.
She is clearly annoyed that John has been inconveniencing her life, and this post has has "it was his fault" written all over it. Brooke, you ugly monstrous brat, it was your brother's responsibility to navigate his car in a responsible fashion and make sure his passengers were buckled in. Uggg! Sorry, she really pisses me the fuck off. Uneducated cunt!
"As we pulled out onto the road, I looked over and realized my friend didn’t have her seatbelt on. I reminded her to put it on and the minute she clicked it, a car crashed into us."
I know they've already said this accident wasn't her fault, but she LOOKED OVER and THE MINUTE SHE CLICKED IT…maybe if she'd been looking at the road she could've swerved and avoided it. Another casualty of the Hogan School of Driving…
The topic on Nancy Grace tonight is what douchebags the Hogan family is. I really hope that they see it and realize what asshats they truly are. Then I hope they drown themselves.
Nancy Grace has titanium balls.