As a man who has been belted in the face—and indeed bloodied—on several unfortunate but life-affirming occasions, I can say that I find violence obnoxious and mostly unnecessary. However, as a man with a capricious tongue, I can also say that sometimes people deserve it. I’m guessing this gentleman deserved it. And I hope it fucking hurt.
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Awww this is touching. This must be that charity work that Paris was talking about. Helping the unfortch greasy and recently disowned.
Between the guy Paris is whispering to, Brandon, and random head guy, there is a lot of oil going around. Do any of these people shower?
I think Brandon should be punched in the eye more often, the red just makes his whole face pop.
this guy makes me want to vomit until i die everytime i see him
It hurts me to look at it, yet I keep scrolling up to see it again.
Kudos to Paris for her new life. Very inspiring.
Was this before I hops? OMG, does anybody else want stuffed waffles now, or is that just me?
probably after. always go to ihop after the party, right before the hotel lobby
mmmmm…french toast.
Oh they have violently kick ass french toast. Brandon’s a big fire crotch eye now, he’s not invited for breakfast treats.
actually the eye is an improvement, it draws my attention away from the rest of his face.
Man i wish I could have seen it. i wonder if he cried.
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I hope so. And I hope he said something like, Do you KNOW who I AM, Brandon effin DAVIS. And then I hope he got punched again.
I hope Alli Lohan did it.
He actually looks better with the black eye and burst blood vessels,
True story.
juju: ha ha ha, makes his face pop. Brills! He went on What Not to Wear and Stacey punched him.
I bet it is his new way of making money. He probs can’t borrow the 10K-at-a-time anymore, so he lets you punch him for 5K. I expect more injuries to come!
If that’s all it is, sign me up.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, I want in. I’ll pay that fat bastard to let me punch him.
If anyone deserves to be punched, it’s this douche.
Wow. That looks fucking painful. Props to whomever did it. Christ. I wouldn’t be able to sleep for days if I punched this douche in the face.
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