Henry and I were in the same class in college. Not a very big college either. So obviously, we should be great friends. Yet this is the first I hear of the wedding date? Where is my invitation? Is it all the Bush bashing I've done for the past 8 years? Damn…

It's creepy that they look SO much alike. Or maybe that's just me. Also, has her face always been that big? I understand she is the daughter of the president, but is her wedding that big of a deal? I really don't know why people care.

Fluffy, are you saying that all white people look the same? ;D

Ok, not to be gross, but she seems to be a bit of a hellion - and I bet it holds true in the bedroom. This guy looks like a damp rag. So of course he must be hiding some major pervisions behind that cherubic smile. All I am saying is if you go visit, Hot Librarian, stay out of the bedroom when they give their house tour.

Ok Lisa(#1) has got me thinking of the kinkiest bedroom dungeon and it is freaking me out.

Lisa(#1) - gosh I hope not! My skin is so white I'm nearly transparent. But at least I don't like like the Big-Faced Bush Girl. :)

And, sadly, he's most likely just as boring as he looks. Those fantasies are the only thing that gets nerds laid half the time. Oh and that they end up making the $$$$. You know if he wasn't wealthy she'd have not looked twice. Well, maybe, because she thought she was looking into a mirror.

Expeditiously vanquish sinners… I can't wait to see that baby turn on its mother then, all "Omen"-style.

She's not getting married at the Whitehouse? How many people can do that? That's one of the things thats cool about being the first kid.
They look like siblings, nice tie by the way….

good for her. jenna hasn't done anything to me. it's not right to put the sins of the father on the daughter.

Jenna went to the Univ. of TX - MY university. She was a moron. Additionally, she partied like a cute girl, and got arrested a few times. What? You didn't hear she was picked up? That's funny - she was the president's daughter then…you'd think that would have made more national headlines. Oh, wait… Sins of the father, my arse.

oh my! she was acting like all 20 something year old girls act? how dare she! sorry but getting arrested for drinking underage is alot different than sending us to war and fucking up the economy. sounds like she wasn't the only moron at the univ. of texas.

Is there any way that we can stop these two from reproducing?
Just asking.

I hope she hyphenates her name because for some reason Jenna Bush-Hager is hilarious to me.

I always thought she was the cuter (and bigger hellraiser) of the two. Never would have thought she would be getting married so soon and especially to Mr. Milquetoast up there.

And Second, I seem to recall quite a few "National Enquirer" stories related to Jenna & her drinking, smoking & partying ways. Jealous some?

Heh. I guess it's naive of me to expect that my president's daughter show a bit of class, decorum and respect for the law.
No, wait, I guess it's naive of me to expect my president's ADULT daughter show a bit of class, decorum and respect for the law. The sins of the father (um, coke-head) are the sins of the daughter (drunkard). And the father is a douche - but that's just one moron's opinion.

Methinks that "second" pledged the only fraternity at the Univ. of TX that actually followed the no alcohol rules. The kid was 20 and SHE wasn't the president. Give her a break.

Now now, we don't drunk bash here. We like the alcohol!