All Work And No Frapps Makes Spears A Dull Girl

In a move that makes no sense to us, Starbucks has decided to close all 7,100 stores nationwide this afternoon for employee training.
Starting at 5:30 p.m., the stores will host a three-hour in-store training program that is supposed to “foster enthusiasm” in the employees. Or just drum up publicity.
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Is that 5:30 Eastern or Pacific? I need to get my $5 Raspberry Mocha fix.
The horror!
I’m completely at a loss and confused about life now!
I bet all the Starbucks employees are just. so. excited.
Especially those that have to come in on their day off so that they can do a team cheer and group hug. Good thinking, Starbucks.
I’m not sure if this is nationwide- but the Dunkin Donuts in the DC/VA/MD area are all offering coffees and lattes for 99 cents this afternoon while Starbucks in closed.
https://www.dunkindonuts.com/
Yea, its nationwide. Between 1-10pm, lattes and cappucinos are 99 cents. There commerical is pretty great too.
*Their
Perhaps it’s Fritalian!
WHAT? But I need my Non-Fat, No Whip Toffee Nut Iced Latte! I’m such a yuppie…
Shit. I’m so glad I got my, venti skinny hazelnut mocha latte, before that happened. There would have been some godzilla like rage had I been locked out.
Dear god… someone at my office just sent out an e-mail to everyone in our office letting us know that we have about 45 minutes to run over to Starbucks before they close.
And this bitch gets to keep HER job.
Life. Is. Not. Fair.
Sugar, does ex lax come in latte flavor? Just askin.
Well, if Brit Brit isn’t, at least THIS chick is ready (maybe a little TOO ready):
http://lifeisacookie.wordpress.....-you-hear/
DANG peoples!!