Maybe he's just helping his friend with a prostate check. Did you think about that? And then his friend returned the favor.

That's hilarious! We do that all the time in group situations (elevators are particularly fun) to annoy each other.

there's nothing like a good game of grab-ass, that's what i always say.

It's like I always say, Sometimes you have to eff for tracks. Am I right?

you are so right juju.

I know I am. I just can't help but wonder, where are all my tracks?

you're effin' the wrong folks juju. you have to eff the ones that are in the music business.

But that guy at Starbucks said he knew people.

knowing britney doesn't mean he can get you tracks. you should go punch him.

Screwed again. I need to amend my motto.

You guys are tooo funny!