yeah but wouldn't be cool to walk the red carpet? most of us will never get to do that so if you have the money to burn go ofr it, it's going towards a good cause.

If I had the money I would bid just for the opportunity to tell her I think she is grossly overrated and white trash with money.

for it*
talking on the phone+typing=typos.

Yes but if I win and then "accidentally" off her, doesn't that free up Reynolds?

Oh, if only Ryan were included.

I would ravage that.

i would pay to go on a date with her so i could get ryan's phone number. we all know ryan wouldn't be able to resist the hags if we called him.

I'm entirely too happy about the fact that the ScarHo picture doesn't fully load.

Oh? At CelebMingle? No way!

Is Ryan there? Is he picky? He likes me too?

I bet he wants to touch my backstage pass, and ride my limousine. ;)

Damnit. Now that totally makes no sense.

Anyone else find it a bit ironic that the movie is called "He's just not that into you" when clearly the creepy guy has to be in order to spend all that money for a date?

I got it, ManBearPig. (Your limousine and your backstage pass.)

I am going to borrow that and make it my own. (I mean that I am borrowing the innuendo.)

(I'm not certain how to drive a limousine, if I borrowed that.)

I feel like this is a sign from God. I think if we come together we can pull it off. The first thing we'll need is 25,000 dollars and Mr. T. I don't feel we can pull off, Operation Love Slave, without him. Reynolds will never see us coming. Was that a little creepy of me?

Creepy, no. Admirable, yes. Let's do it!

I'm glad you're in Kitchy. Now I'm off to go see a Scientologist about a white van. If I'm not back in an hour. Come find me and deprogram me before our mission.

There was a dating advertisement before that comment was all. And the rest was from Rock of Love, sadly. Damn you, Bret Michaels for getting that stuck in my head whilst I watch trashy disgusting overly dramatic whores who are seriously fucked in the brain, but not by alcohol, for that was Season 1.

The season \1 girls are classy in comparison. they got these ho's after last call right before they went home to sleep with the bartenders.

Most definitely, Jujubees. I mean, Angelique, who is a porn star(How? I have no idea, she looks fucked in the fase), and like two Playboy hoes.

At least Angelique brought the funny. The other hussy's are just sad. Don't they realize they'll break up in a week?

I can't stop watching the damned show, though. All those people are fucking stupid, and they're only keeping Christy Joe for her crazy.

I hope Heather wins.

Well, I like to get all judgey. But it doesn't mean I'm not watching that train wreck pull into crazy town. Heather will be the classy one in the house.

Maybe that's what I need to do. Find myself some smelly bar hags and hang out with them.