The D-List Derby

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Noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker put himself through hell at this weekend’s Kentucky Derby, where the second-place filly, Eight Belles, was euthanized after breaking both front ankles. It was a tragic ending to a tragic day that was attended by the biggest losers of Hollywood (except, of course, Nigel).

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May 5, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 8 Responses

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Dear Adrian,

The fact that you are extremely good-looking does not give you a pass for acting like a paparazzi. We don’t care if it’s for a documentary. It’s played out, and it does not make you “cool” or “edgy.”

Also: That 14-year-old paparazzi kid you’re dragging along does not earn you any street cred.

Love,
Mollygood

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Mar 7, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 23 Responses
LiLo Falls Off The Wagon?

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Lindsay Lohan, our favorite sobriety champion, was out in Hollywood this week enjoying the men — and the booze.

Lindsay Lohan was working her charms as she fluttered back and forth between Adrian Grenier and Leonardo DiCaprio Tuesday night at a West Hollywood club.

LiLo at first gravitated to Grenier, pulling off her red leather jacket and pulling him onto the dance floor. But when the girl he came with reclaimed the Entourage star, Lohan made her way over to the table where Leo was partying with Kevin Connolly and Lukas Haas. ‘She was very flirty with Leo,’ says our spy. ‘But he wasn’t saying much to her.’ DiCaprio and Grenier and their posses exited around 2 a.m., leaving Lohan with some girlfriends.

P.S.: Our witness says the supposedly rehabbed actress was drinking vodka and champagne.

We missed slutty alcoholic LiLo. With Britney (hopefully) getting her life back together and Paris boring us with her usual tricks, Linds is a breath of fresh air. Why continue with your sobriety and self-respect when you can throw yourself on men who are already in relationships?

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Feb 15, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 8 Responses

THREE’S A CROWD “‘Entourage’ pretty boy Adrian Grenier spent the last hours of 2007 propositioning girls for threesomes at the Shore Club in Miami. ‘He’s a pretty smooth talker,’ said a mole. ‘He’d flirt with pairs of girls, then say, ‘Why don’t we just all go upstairs? I want to sleep with both of you.” But alas, the HBO hunk was shot down every time.”

Jan 4, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 4 Responses

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Adrian Grenier and his mother, Karesse, recently volunteered at a Brooklyn soup kitchen, taking time out of their busy holiday schedules to feed some of this city’s many, many homeless. It’s a heartwarming act that many Americans could learn from. It’s kindness, compassion, empathy and love, all on a humble plate.

Oh, and RENT ALL YOUR FUCKING MOVIES FROM NETFLIX!!!!!!!!!

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Dec 14, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 15 Responses

• This is burning up the Internets. Enjoy, whether it be the first time or the fifth. [BWE]

Britney eventually showed for that court date. Better late than stupendously negligent. [DListed]

• “Girls Don’t Like Boys, Girls Like Guys From TV” [PS]

• Alright, the no underwear thing has to stop. Not funny anymore. Not really funny the first time, either. [HT]

• Awesome giant rock that’s not rare at all. [ICYDK]

• False alarm. The Hate Wall of Jolie remains solid. [INO]

Esquire magazine names Charlize Theron the Sexiest Woman Alive. Knowing that that’s how imaginative they are, you can go ahead and cancel your subscription before you even get that issue. [Yeeeah]

Robert Smith is prettier. [CityRag]

Oct 11, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 12 Responses
No, Seriously!

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Paris Hilton reportedly said this about Adrian Grenier: “I think it’s cool to talk to someone in L.A. who has more to talk about than all this artificial crap people talk about. It’s nice to talk to someone who’s real…” Bittersweet emotions here, because while I’m happy to say this might be the first right thing she’s ever said, I’m also very nervous that this may be an early indication of an eastward move, and this city’s been through enough. Let’s cross our fingers, everyone in New York, and never forget…she’s probably full of shit.

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Sep 17, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 41 Responses
Adrian Makes Excuses

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The New York Daily News is reporting that Adrian Grenier has been frequently seen spending time with Paris Hilton as of late because he is doing research for a documentary on paparazzi, who constantly hound the heiress. Sources say, “Oh, and he’s fucking her.”

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Aug 23, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 12 Responses

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Shockingly enough, Page Six is calling Paris Hilton’s new, wholesome image “nothing but a big, phony act.”

Recently, Hilton has been seen in conservative one-piece bathing suits, hugging tiny tots for the cameras and acting demure with the paparazzi. But it’s all the work of spin doctor Michael Sitrick and his crisis management team, Sitrick & Company, our sources say.

“Paris hired a crisis publicist because of all the negative attention after she got out of jail. But it’s just for her public image,” one Hollywood insider said.

And those close to the heiress doubt she can keep the good-girl act going too much longer. “She’s being smart right now, but she’s a party girl at heart . . . we’ll just have to wait and see,” dished one pal.

After Hilton’s stint in jail, she abandoned longtime publicist Elliot Mintz for Sitrick, who’s handled Ryan Phillipe, Rush Limbaugh and Naomi Campbell during their own scandals.

Nice try, Hilton, but you’re not pulling the one-piece over our eyes.

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Aug 14, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · Respond

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What’s this guy going to do once everyone realizes he’s a second-rate actor who’s just handsoming it out, bitch, and that his main vehicle is basically a commercial with dick jokes?

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Aug 9, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 58 Responses

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Here’s photos of Adrian Grenier playing with his band, The Honey Brothers, yesterday at the Soho House in LA. Their sound is self-described as “country-glamrock-ukulele band.” Well, well, well.

Quick rule of thumb for music: if it’s got three adjectives, it’s probably shitty. So, if you come across a “hip hop-country-techno” outfit, don’t even bother asking how much the cover is, just keep on going, because there’s nothing worse than bad live music from a band you’ve never heard of. Even two descriptors is pushing it (the most common one these days is “alt-country”). With that in mind, how good do you think the “country-glamrock-ukelele” music is?

You can give it a listen here, but it’s probably best to just stick to enjoying Entourage.

Feb 20, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 6 Responses


Tonight is the premiere of Bravo’s new series, Tabloid Wars, about life working for the New York Daily News, and this clip gives us a taste of what we’re in for. It looks a lot like my glamorous life, really, only I never flirt with the idea of fruit-tini’s. Also, I don’t demand drinks from women who aren’t actually working for the bar. Also, I barely leave my apartment. I am known to wear pink Polo shirts, however, so it’s a pretty spot on facsimile.

Jul 24, 2006 · posted by molly · Link · Respond


Before Vincent Chase was letting $12.5 million slip through his pretty little fingers, he was just a guy from Queens. A local New Yorker who all but built hipster haven Williamsburg in Brooklyn into what it is today. Oh, wait, Vincent Chase isn’t real? His name is Adrian Grenier and he’s just an actor? Shit, man, he’s so believable on Entourage. To be fair though, I’m not sure that role should even count as acting when he’s clearly just being himeself.

Jul 17, 2006 · posted by molly · Link · Respond

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I take back all words of encouragement for Michelle Rodriguez. When she started out her 60 day jail sentence, I had some sympathy for the young actress. I teased her, but I knew it would be a rough and trying time, much different than her pleasant 5 days spent behind bars in Hawaii. But, how much of this 60 day sentence did Michelle Rodriguez have to serve?

4 hours and 20 minutes.
Yes, she was in jail 4 hours and 20 minutes before she was released.

Celebrity favoritism rules. People reports:

“Needless to say, our prosecutors are not happy about this,” says a spokesperson for the L.A. City Attorney’s office. “But the sheriffs have a policy to let some nonviolent offenders go early, in part due to jail overcrowding.”

Rodriguez, 27, must perform 30 days of community service and is on two years probation.

The night of her release, the actress was spotted at the Tropicana Bar at the Roosevelt Hotel, and on Monday night at the Hollywood club Shag.

“Michelle’s happy with the way things turned out,” her friend, designer Anand Jon, tells PEOPLE. “She knows this wasn’t a literal get-out-of-jail-free card. Michelle’s taken responsibility for the past and now she’s ready to focus on her career.”

Wait, what? She’s happy with the way things turned out? No shit. This was not a get-out-of-jail-free card? It certainly sounds like one. Good thing she finally learned her lesson. I’m sure she’ll never ever drive a car after drinking (in a place she can get caught) again. Rodriguez is shown here this weekend at the Ultimate Fighting Championship (phew, good thing she was let out in time) with Adrian Grenier. Shouldn’t she have moved to France by now. If not, she should really get on that.
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May 30, 2006 · posted by molly · Link · 1 Response