Madonna proclaimed last night on Nightline that she would respond to people's age-related questions and comments with the eloquent, "F–k you, I'm 50." That works, but we would prefer her to take a more friendly approach to being proud of her age — kind of like our personal hero, Sally O'Malley. Watch as she kicks, stretches and kicks her way into the hearts of Americans everywhere. (And Madonna: Take notes.

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Very specific Web site www.ageprogession.org has created the photo at right and claims it's what Britney Spears will look like 20 years from now when she's 46. We have no idea what sort of methodology was used to create the image, but we imagine it must be stupid and inaccurate. Especially because it seems highly unlikely that Spears going to make it to 46.