ARE YOU WRITING THIS DOWN? “Although Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are fiercely private, details about the twins’ lives are slowly emerging. The latest: how the two achieve their signature smiles. ‘Every time they pose and smile, they say the word “prune,”‘ a source close to the girls told OK!.”
On Friday, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen will turn 22 years old. We’re assuming you would like to send gifts to the twins, so PETA has a great suggestion: Cut off some of your hair and mail it to the girls with a note reading, “Please, use my hair instead of the animals’. Happy birthday.” Because that’s not creepy at all.
But according to one of the PETA crazies, it’s totally justified:
Mary-Kate and Ashley are old enough now to know that fur doesn’t grow on trees. … We hope that on their birthday, they will take a moment to think about the many animals who won’t live to see another birthday thanks to the twins’ abominable taste in clothes.
Call us crazy, but if the twins haven’t responded to years of nagging and the Trollsen Twins Web site, it’s doubtful they’re going to suddenly have a moment of revelation after receiving a bunch of creepy hair dolls in the mail.
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Elle magazine’s July issue features cover girl Mary-Kate Olsen and an interview that isn’t all that enlightening. The only thing anybody cares about is her relationship with the late Heath Ledger, and she responded by saying she refused to comment: “I won’t give you a word about that in the nicest way possible. Let’s move on.” To what, exactly? Because we don’t think anyone’s interested in hearing you discuss your keen fashion sense for hours.
The CFDA Fashion Awards, held last night at the New York Public Library, honored excellence in fashion design but also served as a venue for Victoria Beckham to crash as many photo opportunities as possible.
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Ashley Olsen attended the CFDA Fashion Awards last night in NYC dressed like a baby penguin. Also: Please tell us those pants aren’t about to be all the rage in America.
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It has descended upon us: The Sex and the City movie premiered last night in New York City, much to the delight of … Eli Manning? He was one of the guests in attendance, for reasons unknown, at the type of over-the-top shindig that should only be reserved for stuff like the second coming of Xenu.
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Where Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are concerned, sometimes it takes a village to keep the twins alive. A barista at the girls’ local NY Starbucks has admitted to changing their drink orders to help them gain weight. The two miniature hobbit-like creatures typically order fat-free beverages, but “the barista thought the Olsens were too thin, so whenever they ordered their usual drink, he would replace the skim milk with full-fat.” The actresses’ rep, however, insists the story is “ridiculous.” Unfortunately.
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According to ABC News, bushy eyebrows are back! Apparently Ashley Olsen’s heavyish brows caused a “commotion” at this year’s Costume Institute Gala, and that was that: trend.
Except! It seems to us that bushy eyebrows weren’t really gone so much as they were choked out by society’s absurd obsession with “cool” and fear of being different. Nice to see being slightly happy with how you were born and not fucking with your face so much is finally fashionable.
Moving on, getting older is still gross, right?
In its annual, consistently wrong Hot 100 list, Maxim magazine names Ashley Olsen the world’s 47th “hottest” woman, but fails to include Ashley’s twin sister, Mary Kate, anywhere on the roster.
We think Mary Kate’s omission is due to the fact that Maxim’s Hot 100 list is arbitrary and stupid, but leave it up to the New York Post to subtly suggest that it could have something to do with the young lady’s involvement in Heath Ledger’s death.
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Scarlett Johansson wasted no time in debuting her engagement ring from fiancé Ryan Reynolds at last night’s Costume Institute Gala at NYC’s Metropolitan Museum of Art. Pretty much every celebrity you can imagine was in attendance (except for Reynolds), and 95 percent of the wardrobe choices made our heart cry.
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Your eyes are not deceiving you — this is a picture of a smiling Ashley Olsen. Who says miracles can’t happen?
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The former cast of Full House hung out at a charity event last night at LA’s Beverly Wilshire. It still boggles our mind that the Olsen twins fit right in with this group.
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• Black panther is always a good look. [SH]
• Nicolas Cage: “I have never been arrested for anything in my life, nor have I stolen a dog.” [DListed]
• What We Can Learn from Heath Ledger’s Death: Don’t Mix Downs!!! [HuffPo]
• Adam Sandler stands up for Tom Cruise! Read his rant in a weird, screamy voice for authenticity. [EBG]
• Celebrities as Disney characters: Not a stretch. [PS]
• Can you find the irony in this sentence?: “Here’s Kim Kardashian at the beach covering her big fat ass once again. I hate girls that are insecure. It’s the most unattractive quality to have.” [HT]
• Hey, Ashley, where’s your weird sister and her security detail? [INO]
• Two deaths a minute in the new Rambo flick! [ICYDK]
• Celebrity coke dealer talks! [Yeeeah]
• Celeb tats: Don’t do it. [CityRag]
• Ha! [YouTube]
• Donald Trump leaves a $10,000 tip! “A buck for every pound of lard in Rosie’s fat ass,” he’s heard to proclaim. [DListed]
•l Punk’d! [PS]
• Despite the rumors, after seeing these pictures we wager the implants have not been removed. [HT]
• With Harry Potter over and your 18th birthday approaching, get ready for the real sharks, young thing. [INO]
• Hollywood blackmail! [ICYDK]
• Maybe lots of surgery will solve life’s woes. Worth a shot if one’s a sad maniac, right? [Yeeeah]
• Welp, then there’s this. [CityRag]
Even if the rumors he was dating an Olsen were true, Lance Armstrong obviously had the decency and competence to swiftly break things off with the fragile, fragile bird.
Maillot jaune was seen last night hugged up to blond fitness model Kim Strother, who “loves to do gymnastics.” Dude definitely has a “type,” doesn’t he?
• “But you say he’s just a friend, but you say he’s just a friend.” (Twice today.) [Yeeeah]
• Wow! Kids are growing up too early. Why are our parents always right? [DListed]
• Keira Knightley and another period film. B-b-b-boring. [PS]
• “It takes a lot of money to look this cheap.” [INO]
• We know who Spock is; who’s Zachary Quinto? [ICYDK]
• Fabio doing what he does best. [CityRag]
• Ass like an apple? Is that a compliment? [HT]
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