• Some things don't ever need to "git dun." [BWE]

• The New York Times is now sparking gay rumors. Give it two more years before Family Circus is next to Maureen Dowd. [DListed]

• This just keeps getting better: Eliot Spitzer's number one lady was once the star of a Girls Gone Wild scene. [HT]

• It's NYC graffiti, son! Co-opt that shit. [CityRag]

• Carrie Bradshaw says she's angry about Maxim naming her the least sexy woman in the world, and that it made her husband, Matthew Broderick, question his taste in women. Understandable, but they should both realize they're getting mad at Maxim, laugh and then use that paper erection as kindling. [Yeeeah]

• Candy Spelling gets blog space on the Huffington Post? Really? Oh, cruel media. [ICYDK]

• Ashley Tisdale is a Muppet, right? [INO]