• Seriously, how do people like this get through life without being beaten to death? [INO]

• A new book of sex scandal stories about dead famous people will be released soon. Rest in shame! [DListed]

• Surprisingly, prima donna actors are having a difficult time on the set of Nailed, a film by David O Russel, the director known to call his actors and actresses "cunts." [PS]

• Kiefer Sutherland looks to be off the sauce. Good for him, bad for Anheuser-Busch. [CityRag]

• Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have again broken up. Wah wah. [Yeeeah]

• America Ferrera, on moving Ugly Betty filming to New York: "I’m excited. I’m a little nervous too. New Yorkers are really cool." And don't you forget it, hippie! [ICYDK]

Alicia Douvall's 12-year-old daughter, Georgia, wants a breast augmentation; no doubt to emulate her mother, who's had a dozen. Alicia, a model, says there's absolutely no way she's going to let Georgia get breast implants at 12. Obviously, the young lady has to wait until she's 16!!!!!!!

"I think a 16-year-old with a nice, sexy figure will do really well as a model as long as she's managed well. That's why I'm happy for Georgia to have a boob job because it will give her a career."

The awful, miserable Alicia has done one kind thing for her daughter and changed Georgia's name to Destiny, a gauche but clear reminder to the world that she had no choice but to become a horribly damaged nightmare.