Like cartoon wolves with dollar-sign eyes, Barnes & Noble, the corporate bookstore chain that only a week ago refused to condescend and sell in their stores OJ Simpson's If I Did It, has now decided to carry the book in their branches, citing "customer interest" (aka customer money). Of course, they will continue to not "promote" it. But I'm afraid it's too late for that, Barnes & Noble. Or should I just say, "Barnes."

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