Well, it took more than a decade, but all the unrelenting media bullying and sharp disappointments have combined to make Senator Hillary Clinton forget she's a hyper-accomplished head of state whose work speaks volumes about her merit. The former presidential candidate has finally paid someone to inject shit into her face in hopes of looking prettier.
A source tells us Clinton visited a New York plastic surgeon early this month and received injections of a "dermafiller" in her face. The senator had appeared tired and wrinkly on a June 23 New York mag cover, but when she made her first solo campaign stop beside Barack Obama in Nevada on Aug. 8, she looked refreshed. After seeing a recent photo of Hillary, Dr. Tahl Humes of Vitahl Medical told us, "It appears that she has restored a youthful look with a combination of injectables."
I wonder if "injectables" would have been covered under Clinton's universal health plan.
75 percent of the Golden Girls (Betty White, Bea Arthur and Rue McClanahan) got together for a rare public appearance at the TV Land Awards in Santa Monica yesterday. The beautiful old trio was hugging and laughing and generally being just as adorable as you'd expect. Sadly, the gang wasn't all there, as Estelle Getty now suffers from severe dementia and can't attend events. But rest assured, her heart remains true, she's still a pal and confidante (and she always will be).
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The annual Maxim "Hot 100" was released in full today, further imbruing the cultural landscape with rampant mediocrity and offensive thoughtlessness. At number one is a blond woman with disproportionately large breasts. Number two? That's right: a blond woman with disproportionately large breasts. The list also includes Britney Spears, who Maxim attests "oozes genuine sexiness."
Here, we again attempt to combat lad mag idiocy with our own list of beautiful and sexy women. Click through for a Simpson sister-free zone. And, of course, feel free to suggest additions or complain.
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WELL DONE, LADIES "The Tribeca Film Institute has awarded its 2008 Media Arts Fellowships to 20 filmmakers and media artists, who each receive $35,000. Funded by the Rockefeller Foundation, awards are presented in narrative, documentary, experimental, installation and computer-generated media genres. Twelve of the 20 winners this year are women, marking the first time the gender scales have tipped in this direction."
Maybe it's just because I'm tired of Fergie and eyeliner commercials and American Apparel models and going out and thongs and competition and diets and porno, but I really can't shake the feeling that these polygamist women from Texas are some of the most beautiful creatures to grace my television in months.
More after the jump.
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