Now here, ladies and gentlemen, is the sign of a true addict: When offered a chance to leave prison early and take a trip to rehab, Amy Winehouse's husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, chose to remain behind bars. Well, at least he's not a quitter.
When Blake Incarcerated was told by prison officers he could leave more than two months ahead of schedule if he agreed to detox, he turned up his nose. Then he was offered an early release on the condition that he live with his mother and wear an electronic tag. Blake, naturally, declined.
Hey, maybe he just likes prison — did you ever think of that? I mean, have you seen what he has to face when he walks out those doors?
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• As of right now Amy Winehouse is back in rehab. Not sure how long that's going to last, but the facility is right next to Blake Incarcerated, which sounds like a bad idea. [INO]
• When Ellen DeGeneres blogs, we listen. [PS]
• Jon Voight has some harsh words for Roseanne. [DListed]
• Heidi Montag is now claiming she's a virgin. Uh, did she forget all those interviews she gave talking about having sex with Spencer — and the infamous Season 2 pregnancy test? [ICYDK]
• The Real World: Brooklyn reportedly sucks, and it hasn't even finished filming yet. We could have told you that. [CityRag]
JUST LIKE BABY JESUS WOULD HAVE WANTED "Amy Winehouse's husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, will be released just after Christmas, it's been reported."
• Pam Anderson appeared on Big Brother in Australia because evidently "we don't have it in America." Except … we do. [DListed]
• Will Smith and Jada tell each other ahead of time if they want to have sex with other people. Ooookay. [INO]
• Jessica Biel doesn't really care about marrying Justin Timberlake. That's good, because neither do we. [PS]
• If the world needs one thing, it's more wax statues of Miley Cyrus. [ICYDK]
• Amy Winehouse reportedly flashed her husband, Blake Incarcerated, while visiting him in prison. Blake then requested a longer sentence. [Yeeeah]
• Lauren Conrad almost has a Britney/Paris/Lindsay moment. [HT]
I guess I don't really understand how the prison system works, especially overseas, because I have a few questions spurred by this weekend's latest Amy Winehouse drama. Her husband, the lovely Blake Incarcerated, was caught (complete with photographic evidence) taking heroin in his London prison cell. Surprising, no? I really thought he was getting his act together.
So maybe this is naive of me, but why is he consistently able to get his grubby hands on illegal substances while being locked away in a prison cell? And who is this person taking the pictures? Do they allow cameras behind bars? And who is paying all of this money for exclusive photos of anyone Amy Winehouse-related taking drugs? Is this really breaking news?
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Amy Winehouse is out of the hospital and free to roam the streets as she pleases, which is the good news (for her). The bad news is her husband, Blake Incarcerated, has been having a raunchy pen pal affair with a fellow inmate who recently recovered from her heroin addiction. We have a feeling it's about to start back up.
The letters have been released to the media, and they're a good read if you enjoy deciphering crack talk. Some of the highlights include when he admits he and Amy opened up their relationship because she's been sleeping around and all he wants is a "loyal sweet, staunch, slutty girlfriend." Oh, and when the two pen pals finally meet up, he plans to choke her as she is performing special "favors" for him. Who says chivalry is dead?
After the jump: More incoherent ramblings, including discussion of Amy's interest in a threesome. CONTINUED »
For all the negative publicity Amy Winehouse's husband, Blake Incarcerated, receives, the guy actually has a good idea from time to time. This week, he tried to hire someone from inside prison to kill Pete Doherty after seeing a picture of him with Amy and assuming the two were doing drugs and sleeping together (of course they are). He approached an ex-bouncer who may or may not have been involved in murder before and who spoke to The Sun about the encounter:
We were sitting in my cell and he said, ‘If you get Doherty for me I’ll give you £20,000.’ He kept saying, ‘Can you arrange it?’ and telling me to get some guys to his house. He knew the address. He said, ‘Amy’s obviously sleeping with him.’
He knew I used to be a doorman and knew some tough people. He said he wanted him smashed to pieces.
Can someone remind us again how Blake landed in prison for all these months, yet Amy — who can now add "racist" to her resume — is still roaming the streets after continually demonstrating that she is a threat to herself and others?
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Despite currently being married to incarcerated pimp Blake Fielder-Civil, Amy Winehouse is now dating some nerd named Alex Haynes. Haynes reportedly does anything Winehouse demands of him, making him less a boyfriend and more a weak-willed enabler.
IGNORING THE PROBLEM "Amy Winehouse is saying no, no, no to rehab — despite a report in a British paper. 'Amy's doing well. She is not going back to rehab at this time,' the Grammy-winner's rep tells Usmagazine.com. For now, the 24-year-old is 'having time off, recording a bit at her home studios, about to go back into the studio properly and working towards her husband's freedom.'"
It was only a matter of time, really: Amy Winehouse is off the wagon. But she spent two whole weeks in rehab! It doesn't make sense.
Sources tell The Sun that the singer has been hitting the bottle and friends suspect she's using drugs again, as evidenced by her scratches and bruises. (Amy reportedly self-harms when she is using.)
And, like an angel of light gracing us here on earth, Blake Fielder-Civil — Amy's jailbird husband — is urging her to get well. Blake reportedly "threatened to ban her from visiting him because he is convinced she is still taking crack cocaine."
When Blake Fielder-Civil is telling you to get your act together, it's probably time to reevaluate life. We're just saying.
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HUSBAND OF THE YEAR GREATLY ENABLED "[Blake Fielder-Civil] is such a loser that he is using wife AMY WINEHOUSE’s fame to feed his habit by trading signed pics of her for hits of heroin from other lags. Amy’s beloved 'Blake incarcerated' offers autographed snaps to greedy cons who hope to cash in by selling them on the net. In return for his grubby currency they hand over a 'Joey' – slang for a hit of heroin worth a few quid."
Amy Winehouse's husband — whom we lovingly refer to as "Blake Incarcerated" — almost died from a drug overdose. In prison. Because they deal out free heroin?
Blake Fielder-Civil was rushed to the jail's hospital block when he collapsed in agony after taking what he thought was heroin.
Guards found the 35-year-old writhing in pain and vomiting violently in a cell. They instantly set off alarms and activated emergency procedures to save his life.
A probe was launched and prison officers found he had taken a drug believed to be heroin, mixed with a toxic substance.
Just days before the overdose he was hauled in front of prison bosses for failing THREE random drug tests. He was locked in solitary as a punishment, but was soon back in search of a fix.
After failing the drug tests, Blake was banned from all contact with the outside world — leaving him fearful over his relationship with Amy.
Um, how the hell did he manage to get his hands on drugs four times in a row? And why hasn't Amy left him yet?
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Speaking with striking frankness, Janis Winehouse, Amy's mother, tells UK throwaway the Mirror that she's not sure her daughter will be alive next year. She then claims to have already asked the 24-year-old junkie chanteuse where she'd like to be buried.
"I've known for a long time that my daughter has problems," she says, numbly. "But seeing it on screen rammed it home. I realise my daughter could be dead within the year. We're watching her kill herself, slowly.
"I've already come to terms with her dead. I've steeled myself to ask her what ground she wants to be buried in, which cemetery. Because the drugs will get her if she stays on this road.
"She's invited me to the Grammy awards next month, but part of me thinks she won't be alive by then.
Janis also says she's unpleased with Amy's currently jailed husband, Blake Fielder-Civil: ""What I hope most of all is that Amy lives to make another album - and that it's all about her divorce." BURN!
Blake Fielder-Civil, Amy Winehouse's main mooch, today attended a hearing in his witness tampering trial. Winehouse was in attendance. She was described as "dazed" and "accompanied," the way a sick child might be.
Winehouse blew kisses to her husband-of-8-months, who was seated with the other defendants behind glass. She mouthed "love you" several times, and Fielder-Civil mouthed: "Are you OK?" Winehouse nodded, blew him another kiss and playfully stuck out her tongue.
As Fielder-Civil was led away in cuffs, Winehouse called out, ""I love you handsome, you gorgeous one." She was then accompanied out of the courtroom.
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Blake Fielder-Civil, Amy Winehouse's imprisoned, drug-addled, jury-tampering, weaselly husband, is reportedly considering divorcing the particularly damaged crooner.
The singer's dad Mitch claims his son-in-law said he was ready to call it a day during a recent spat with Amy.
'Blake threatened to issue divorce proceedings when they were having a row,' he says.
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'From Amy's point of view, she would stick by him not matter what. But he has said things like, “I want a divorce”.'
A major proponent for the divorce is Blake's mother, who, clearly: doting.
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• It's like he wants you to hate his clothes. [PS]
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• Taylor Hicks has lost his record deal! Don't tell your lonely aunt, she's sad enough. [ICYDK]
• Jennifer Beals, we should let you know that we've never gotten over our Flashdance crush. Do you like us, too? [INO]
• Fear for this fetus: "On her last prison visit [Amy Winehouse] told Blake that she wants to try and get pregnant as soon as she can. [Yeeeah]
• Photoshop can be scary! [CityRag]
The irrational, impulsive and alcoholic Amy Winehouse last week fled to the Caribbean, where she was seen spending quality time with her ex-boyfriend, music manager George Roberts. Surprisingly, her imprisoned husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, was hurt by this. But it's like, sorry, dude: Once you go black…
WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER CELL BLOCK BREAKS? Romance isn't dead, it's just imprisoned: "Amy Winehouse is set to renew her wedding vows to her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, in Pentonville Prison on Friday (January 4)…Civil-Fielder is currently in jail waiting to enter a plea for charges of perverting the course of justice."
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