Boy George, the painted phantom at right and the man who once moaned "Give me time to realize my crime," has been charged with false imprisonment after chaining a Norwegian escort to his wall and holding him for an unspecified amount of time.

The escort was at the singer's home, he says, for a "photo session." We doubt that, but we also doubt he was there to be kidnapped by 47-Year-Old Man George. If convicted, George faces life in prison. (Does anyone have the scoop on what's up with all the possible life sentences in England?)

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Most thrilling trash EVER.

Too bad I'm up in Boston, cause otherwise you bet yer ass I'd be down there stalking Boy George starting his court-mandated community service in Manhattan today. Looks like there'll be plenty of photos of the street cleaning thanks to ther rest of these mongrels. Maybe Boy will keep this in mind the next time he mistakes his pile of cocaine for a robber.

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