Oily little man Brett Ratner is in talks to direct the remake of The Incredible Shrinking Man. Eddie Murphy is set to star in the film, which, again, will not be pornographic despite a premise that completely lends itself to the genre.

Brett Ratner, the genius behind the Rush Hour trilogy ("Clichéd ethnic jokes since '98, nigga!"), has gone on record to say that the first time he received oral sex it was from a man. Ratner, whose films have grossed over a billion dollars (WTF?), goes on to say that he believes this type of thing is fairly common.

BR:My first blow job was from a man, but I didn’t know it was a man. That’s where that comes from. It’s based on personal experience. It happens to a lot of people.

PP: Is that common knowledge?

BR: No! Well, among my friends, but I’m not homophobic or uptight about it. That happens to a lot of heterosexuals. You meet a girl in a bar, and it turns out she’s not a girl. I think a girl should tell you if she’s a girl or a man–that way it’s your preference. It’s comedy.

He's right, you know—I really can't tell you the number of times I've accidentally gotten blown by a man. Sometimes I'll accidentally give the guy 40 bucks and a ride to the OTB afterward. Then I'll accidentally scrub my legs with bleach and cry.

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