Diddy got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame this weekend. Finally. To celebrate his total LA domination, he threw himself a “From Harlem to Hollywood!” party, where he proceeded to spew out the best Diddy quote of all time: “I think that it’s important for me to mature and evolve as an artist. I’m trying to get my Black Bruce Willis on.”
Just a reminder: This guy will be remembered forever thanks to his new star.
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DOWNGRADE “Blogger Emily Brill spotted Gossip Girl’s Chase Crawford and celebridaughter Rumer Willis out partying together Thursday night (they were also seen flirting at a GQ party last December). … Is Bruce and Demi’s edgy spawn just the rebound Chace needs to get over wholesome ex-girlfriend Carrie Underwood?”
Bruce Willis spent a lovely afternoon shopping with his girlfriend while his children waited in the car. But by the end of the day something set Bruce off, causing him to swear at the paparazzi and throw bottled water at them as his girlfriend sped off. That’ll show ‘em.
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A bartender serving drinks at punker Ashton Kutcher’s birthday party at Manhattan “hot spot” Socialista on February 7 has tested positive for Hepatitis A. The New York City Health Department says all guests in attendance could have contracted the virus and should be properly vaccinated. Besides Kutcher and his wife, Demi Moore, at risk are Madonna, Gwyneth Paltrow, Salma Hayek and Bruce Willis.
Hepatitis A is borne mostly through food or drinks contaminated with the feces of an infected person. Lucky for Madonna, Kutcher and Moore, their constant intake of Kabbalah bullshit ensures they have a high tolerance for this sort of thing. The others should seek treatment immediately.
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Ashton Kutcher celebrated his 30th birthday at Gemma in New York City, where he continued with his years-long Punk’d episode in which he dates Demi Moore.
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We know these people enjoy pretending there are never awkward moments between the three of them, but there’s no denying that this photo looks like the Bermuda Triangle of comfort.
After the jump, more from the Planet Hollywood Resort opening.
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In his new book on sexual facts, “Where Do Nudists Keep Their Hankies?” just out from HarperEntertainment, Mitchell Simons reveals that Clint Eastwood, David Duchovny, Bruce Willis and Jerry Hall gave up their innocence at 14. Topping them are: Johnny Depp, James Caan and Jon Bon Jovi, who were just 13. Don Johnson was a mere 12. And Sean Connery confessed, “I was 8, but I can’t recall with whom.”
Eight! Absolutely not! We call bullshit on people who say they lost their virginity before 12. Especially when said people “can’t recall with whom.” Perhaps Connery’s partner lived in Niagra Falls.
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Last night David and Victoria Beckham and dozens of notable names in Hollywood converged on the Geffen Gallery at LA’s Museum of Contemporary Art in order to celebrate the British couple’s arrival to the states. Dubbed their official “Welcome to LA” party, the even was co-hosted by actors Will Smith and Tom Cruise. Insiders who attended the event said it was a perfect way to welcome the Beckhams to the city they’ll now call home, as it was grandiose, wasteful and painfully uninventive.
• OK, that explains the Cameron thing, but you’ve still not given us any idea as to why you dress like this. [DListed]
• She’s coming at it more like frat house arrest. [Gawker]
• What’s Bob going to do now that he can’t fondle the Barker Beauties behind the Plinko board? [BWE]
• Rose McGowan’s not yet fully wilted. [HT]
• A Rod is definitely a rod. [Jossip]
• Once and for all: she did “spread ‘em.” [Yeeeah]
• More fallout from the Paris decision. [ICYDK]
• Bruce Willis says he has smoked pot in the past. Weird. I would have thought he liked yippie-kay-yayo, motherfucker. [CityRag]
• To fully appreciate the video above, you need to start with this. Then you will grasp the genius. [BWE]
• Bruce Willis says during his darkest days he turned to Will Smith for guidance, meaning that, sometimes, life really does imitate The Legend of Bagger Vance. Thank God. [DListed]
• Sienna and Keira: So happy together. [DS]
• Damn her awareness and self-respect! [HT]
• Cisco Adler’s genitalia gets a resurgence in popularity thanks to Sarah Silverman. [CityRag]
• Do your worst, copper. No mortal man’s prison can hold The Hoff when he’s on a whiskey bender. [Yeeeah]
• Sarah Michelle Gellar still does stuff? [ICYDK]
Last evening, everyone from Samuel L Jackson to Dane Cook (yeesh) turned out for the annual MTV Movie Awards, that glorious time of year when the network transforms itself from being simply a constant commercial for bad pop culture into a vastly more obvious constant commercial for bad pop culture.
Highlights of the evening included very high-minded comedy like a fat guy chasing Sarah Silverman (brilliant!) to Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen kissing (I mean, men kissing—can you believe it?).
The most inexplicable photo grouping of the night must be Chris Tucker, Victoria Beckham and Bruce Willis, whose mere proximity to one another must have led to a completely unnecessary picture. I guess it’s up to you to name the star, the has-been and the never-was.
PS Megan Fox, the awe-inducing beauty from Transformers, will be the new “it” girl. I’m calling “it.”
There’s a lot more pictures after this jump.
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Since they’ve already fallen victim to this magical sham, it’s no surprise to see Demi and Ashton palling up to big talker (literally and figuratively) Tony Robbins, the famed charlatan who’s coughed up over $750,000 in lawsuit payments over the years (Willis wouldn’t have put up with this horse shit).
Hey, you two, my father is a banker in Nigeria…
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• Dude, she just wanted your extra time and your kiss. [DListed]
• Bruce Willis confusing “putting a price on someone’s head” with “metaphor.” [StarPulse]
• That’s why you’re not supposed to bring Dogs on flights. [Glitterati]
• Akon’s mock sex partner lied, people thought it was acceptable to dry hump her. [Yeeeah]
• A literally corny Paris Hilton story. [CityRag]
• No more secrets. [ICYDK]
• Martha Stewart giving Lohan the judgmental third degree you’d expect from a matronly, bitchy ex-con. [Gawker]
• Fergie getting celebrity fit. No club. [HT]
Is it weird that were my ex-wife cozying up in the lap of her newer, younger husband two feet away from my weathered face—as Demi Moore is seen doing in front of her ex, Bruce Willis, in the new Vanity Fair—my first instinct would be to drop anchor through the deck and send us all to hell? I’m for maturity in the face of reality, but this seems saintly.
Well done, Bruce.
• It seems sports might be more interesting if we could get some drunk action stars on the mic! [BWE]
• Clean porn mess. [HT]
• Why was the high school band there? [ICYDK]
• Some people get so touchy about the Holocaust. [Jossip]
• Unlike Emeril, Rachael Ray likes to kick things down a notch. [CityRag]
• Coloring The View. [SH]
• Paris Hilton autopsy. Not what you think. [Yeeeah]
• Brown v Board of Education five decades later. [Economist]
Bruce Willis is one of the finest role models in America for this simple fact: he went bald with grace and dignity you won’t generally see in an actor. Normally, balding screen stars cling to their thinning locks like children to recess. They’ll wear ridiculous wigs and shitty hats, and they’ll try to distract your attention from their head with colorful diversions. Fuck all that.
Bruce said, “Yippie-kay-ya, motherfucker, I’m getting rid of it.” That’s a manly thing to do.
I’m not saying hair’s not an important part of a person’s aesthetic, but sometimes it’s gotta go. It’s like your grandmother.
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What’s the impetus behind wanting to know what others looked like when they were children? Everyone likes to see what other people—especially famous people—looked like when they were five, but I don’t know why. I’m not above it, but I’m willing to admit that it’s an odd desire. Maybe, subconsciously, we like to be reminded that these people too once needed their diapers changed.
Regardless, Marilyn Manson’s pics explain a lot. He looks like he was probably an easy target. Check the source for the identities.
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• Colored contacts plus the wig means that about 34 percent of Britney’s head is now fake. Unfortunately, she’s still using her real brain. [PopSugar]
• “Combined drug intoxication. The reaction of the sleeping pills plus the levels of all the therapeutic drugs in her system, is what killed her. Add on a raging flu and a slight infection from the abscess and thus we have Anna Nicole, dead of an accidental overdose.” [ONTD]
• Bruce Willis made out with Courtney Love. I’m guessing it had to have been a dare and that everyone was going crazy when he actually did it. [DListed]
• Now she can go back to getting loaded in peace. [TB]
• Aguliera betting it’s not going to rain. [TheBosh]
• Hey, Hollywood, I’ve got the new Will Ferrell script: 1. Dopey but lovable guy’s doing great. 2. Dopey guy fails. 3. Dopey guy finds a quirky way to come back and win. Somehow we’ll throw in a love interest and a corny villain. Bada bing! [CityRag]
• Going from Heather Mills to the Guinness heiress is the biggest rebound in the history of dating. My hat’s off to you, Paul. [ASL]
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