• Remember the guy who let his girlfriend live on the toilet for two years? Well, he won the lottery. Of course. [DListed]
• Why is Audrina Patridge's hand a different color than the rest of her body? [ICYDK]
• Lindsay Lohan doesn't understand the concept of wearing a bra. That's OK — baby steps. [Yeeeah]
• Cameron Diaz says she's a spoiled brat. At least she's honest. [INO]
• Birds pooping on David and Victoria Beckham. This makes us happier than it should. [CityRag]
• Dear George Clooney, please lose the mustache. XOXO. [PS]
According to Forbes.com, where rich businessmen gather to discuss how good lying feels, Nicole Kidman was the most overpaid actress in Hollywood last year. On average, Kidman's films earned just one dollar for every dollar she was paid; The Invasion actually lost almost $3 for every dollar in Kidman's salary.
A reminder: a schoolteacher, police officer or AIDS researcher would probably find it difficult to get work if they failed so majorly so consistently.
After the jump, the rest of the top 10.
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• Say hello to the cutest kitten of the week: RotoKitty. [CNN]
• Tom Cruise built a special room in his new house so he could "fence" with David Beckham and Will Smith. Mm hmm. [ICYDK]
• Nobody cares about Jamie Lynn's new baby. [DListed]
• Uncle Jesse will finally get his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Also on the list: Cameron Diaz and Tinkerbell. It was a slow year. [INO]
• Poor Tony Parker. [PS]
Cameron Diaz, John Mayer's ex girlfriend, is now dating Paul Sculfor, Jennifer Aniston's ex boyfriend, and Aniston and Mayer are dating each other. Diaz is no longer said to be dating Diddy, who is Jennifer Lopez's ex, but that's neither here nor there. Got it? Good, now stay away from Hollywood. It's a goddamn disgusting petri dish.
• Katie Couric is thisclose to being out at CBS News. Again. [Jossip]
• Jack Black said Brangelina forgave him for spilling the beans about their fetus twins because they didn't want to hold in their secret any longer. Because they were staying quiet against their will? [ICYDK]
• The world can rest easy: Christina Aguilera plans to produce more babies. [INO]
• In a matter of 24 hours, Cameron Diaz has dropped Diddy and is now flirting with Jennifer Aniston's ex. Hollywood is so incestuous. [Us]
• Shia LaBeouf's healthy reasons for taking up acting: "I thought it could bring me security, it could bring me structure, it could bring me my family." [PS]
Oh, Cassie and Kim. You’ve chosen the wrong man. A rich man, but the wrong man. Because a week is not a week without a Diddy relationship rumor, here’s a first-hand account from the New York Daily News' Rush & Molloy about catching Cameron Diaz and Diddy in a near lip lock at Prince’s party last Friday.
Cameron Diaz sported a bald head for her new film, My Sister's Keeper. Diaz reportedly told photogs that she pulled a Britney and shaved all her hair off, but we don't buy it. She would cry herself to sleep at night without her pretty hair.
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Last night was the LA premiere of What Happens In Vegas, and Bai Ling decided it would be appropriate to show up in an outfit that might happen in your grandmother's attic.
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CAMERON HOSPITALIZED? "Cameron Diaz is seeking medical attention after the sudden death of her beloved father, according to her What Happens In Vegas co-star Ashton Kutcher. … He told a WENN photographer, 'Sadly she will not be joining us for the premiere as she has just lost her father and is under medical attention with stress at the moment. But she will be better soon.'"
Cameron Diaz's father passed away early this morning after a bout of pneumonia.
Emilio Diaz, 58, was described as normally being in "terrific health" and only recently developed pneumonia after coming down with the flu. Friends and family were reportedly shocked by his death.
Emilio acted alongside his daughter in There's Something About Mary. Production of Cameron's new film, My Sister's Keeper, was shut down today.
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Having just lost one of its most famous irritating blonds, Cameron Diaz, to Manhattan, perhaps Los Angeles believed its reputation as a mecca of blind fools was flagging. It would have been wrong, because here comes another miserable blond to fill Diaz's Manolos:
Heather Mills is keen to start a new life in Los Angeles - despite overwhelming evidence that America is not keen on her. Heather, speaking after appearing as a judge at the Miss USA pageant in Las Vegas, said: "In England, people don't like me. "But I'm going to move to America, Los Angeles hopefully. I love England but everything that has happened makes me realise I'll be better off in the States." Bizarrely, her comments came after she was booed and heckled by the Vegas crowd.
From W magazine's Cameron Diaz cover story:
I’m done with L.A. Those guys [the paparazzi], you can’t get away from them. You have no options because everybody’s in a car. Here, I can walk down the street like everybody else. Not everybody is there to be rich and famous or attach themselves to rich and famous people. People want nothing from you. They just want to say, like, ‘Hey, how’s it going, Cameron?’ I like that interaction. I like to be in a place where I can be open to people and not worry about the consequences.
• Brother blog Queerty has a huge story about the inner tumult of the DNC and it's booming leader, Howard Dean. Check it out, voters. [Queerty]
• ""I like boys — a lot. I'm boy crazy." -Cameron Diaz, who is 35 [PS]
• Mariah Carey in so much pink. Who still buys her records? If it's you, please explain why in the comments. [HT]
• Because she's unemployable, Lindsay Lohan has taken to just dying her hair from brown to blond to red all day long. [INO]
• Reese Witherspoon volunteered some time in New Orleans yesterday. No jokes about that. [ICYDK]
• Lara Flynn Boyle: A sad reminder of what Jack Nicholson leaves in his wake. [Yeeeah]
• Can you tell apart the real person from their wax statue? Of course you can! It's easy, but people on the Internet like to pretend it's not to be mean. Play along! [CityRag]
The Matt Damon-Jimmy Kimmel feud reaches new levels with the above video. Produced by Kimmel in response to girlfriend Sarah Silverman's "Fucking Matt Damon" song, this clip turns the tables, and with a whole lot of celebrity cameos.
We hear word that some oddly popular event happened last night in Los Angeles. We're not really sure what it was all about, but we've got pictures of some of the self-congratulatory, insular men and women in attendance after the jump.
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Forbes released a list of Hollywood's most influential couples — and we have some issues with it.
Who shouldn't be on the list: Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. Seriously? The only thing that couple influences is our desire to vomit. And then there's Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz, who we thought broke up three years ago.
Who should be on the list: Britney Spears and frappuccinos. If those two don't go the distance, there's no hope for any of us.
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Rumor has it Ellen Pompeo and Cameron Diaz are fighting over a $5.5 million Chelsea apartment. Really? Nobody else was available to get in on the bidding war? We hope there's not an all-out brawl for the apartment; not that it wouldn't be entertaining, but Cam could snap all of Ellen's bones in three seconds. And then who would annoyingly lust after McDreamy every Thursday night?
We have an easy solution as to who should get the apartment, which has four bedrooms, four baths and six private terraces: Give it to us. And then the two of you can move to another city.
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