"DEHYDRATION" "America's Next Top Model champ CariDee English was hospitalized for dehydration, her rep confirms to People. A source says English was taken by ambulance last weekend from the MGM Grand at Foxwoods in Connecticut, where she was attending a party at the Shrine, a new restaurant/club."

CariDee English, the seventh season winner of America's Next Top Model, first exercised her bad judgment when auditioning for the Tyra Banks-created reality show. Then she admitted to dating a guy who stole $10,000 of her money to spend in Vegas (we never knew she and Kevin Federline were an item).

But the latest bit of idiocy came last night when CariDee announced that she is currently dating fellow model (and ginormous tool) Tyson Beckford. Um, Cari? Perhaps you should get back with that K-Fed-esque guy.

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Tyra Banks and some of her top models attempted to show off how to smile with your eyes at the CW Network 2008 Upfronts last night in NYC. It's safe to say Tyra is still the only one who has mastered that concept, but we applaud Anya (second from right) for making a solid attempt. The rest seem to have just given up hope.

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The celebrities came out in droves last night to celebrate the launch of the new Blackberry Pearl. At events such as these, it's often required to take an awkward red carpet photo with the product; some of these celebs, however, managed to look uncomfortable all on their own.

Above: CariDee English (from America's Next Top Model) demonstrates how not to do the "crossed legs make you look skinnier" pose.

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Following Adrianne Curry's predictable revelation that America's Next Top Model doesn't propel any of the winners to the upper echelons of fashion, you'd think the show's producers and victorious contestants would be feverishly attempting to prove that, indeed, they matter. But, here's CariDee English, winner of ANTM Cycle 7 (and Meow Mix representative), at Fashion Week, not modeling. As she is this country's "top" model, shouldn't this week be one of her busiest? Perhaps the next cycle can be titled America's Next Semi-Recognizable Face Destined for Real Estate School.

After the jump, more not-modeling.

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As the contestants who lost to this top model stew in their respective backwaters, pregnant by a BMOC-cum-mechanic and bitter about what might have been, I hope they'll have an opportunity to see this picture and breathe easier. Because if this is what it looks like to take the title of America's Next Top Model, I do believe the program had no winners.

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