We've all snooped through our significant other's phone to make sure there's no funny business going on. The difference is most of us were in high school and not in The Greatest Relationship Ever, as Jessica Simpson claims to be with Tony Romo. And it's not something you willingly admit to many people, unlike Jess, who announced that she went through Tony's call log after his ex Carrie Underwood claimed he was still calling her.

According to Jess, "Tony and I both laughed at that. We got a chuckle out of it." But then she went through his phone — you know, just to be sure.

And we'd also like to take this time to point out that Carrie said, "The phone will ring and it'll be him, and I'll maybe not answer," which could mean that she's hypothetically speaking and this hasn't actually happened. Either way, she ruffled Jessica's feathers, which is a win for everyone except poor Tony.

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Carrie Underwood may have refueled her nonexistent feud with Jessica Simpson with a few simple words to Allure magazine. Carrie, who dated Tony Romo first and is more successful in the country music world than laughingstock Jessica, is also a famous vegetarian. Jessica, of course, was recently seen sporting a T-shirt that read, "Real Girls Eat Meat." Classy.

When asked about her former relationship with Tony, Carrie said a lot without saying much at all:

We were both small-town people doing very big things, and we relied on each other, dealing with fame. … I don't know. The phone will ring and it'll be him, and I'll maybe not answer.

It's common knowledge that Jessica is incredibly insecure in her relationship with Tony, especially when it comes to Underwood, so we're unsure if Carrie meant to cause tension in the glorious Romo-Simpson romance. But either way, it's better than a dumb passive-aggressive shirt.

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• Who inspires you to Rock the Vote: Christina or Madonna (or neither)? [PS]

• This is going to end well: Milo Ventimiglia is planning to propose to 18-year-old Hayden Panettiere. [INO]

• Matthew McConaughey's nephew, Miller Lite, leads a sad, sad childhood. [DListed]

• Everyone can rest easy: The great romance of the century, between Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox, is still alive. [Yeeeah]

• We still have a girl crush on Carrie Underwood. [HT]

• Audrina Patridge gets paid $5,000 an hour (plus free booze) to hang out at clubs. Life's not fair. [ICYDK]

Carrie Underwood, explaining what Chace Crawford probably saw in her:

I don't consider myself sexy … I'm kind of a nervous person in general. I'm socially awkward. I'm not tall and sensuous. I usually wear sweats everywhere I go. Oh, and I burp a lot.

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DOWNGRADE "Blogger Emily Brill spotted Gossip Girl’s Chase Crawford and celebridaughter Rumer Willis out partying together Thursday night (they were also seen flirting at a GQ party last December). … Is Bruce and Demi's edgy spawn just the rebound Chace needs to get over wholesome ex-girlfriend Carrie Underwood?"

• Ashlee Simpson's laugh as she refuses to answer the pregnancy question grates on our last nerve. [YouTube]

• Jimmy Fallon plans to ruin Conan O'Brien's late night show by taking over in 2009. [FOX]

• Carmen Electra is engaged. Didn't she just get a divorce? [People]

• Oprah temporarily lost her mind and invited Tom Cruise back on her show. How much does a new couch cost? [DListed]

• Paris Hilton finds it hard to make friends; she blames it on her fame, we blame it on her hideous personality. [ICYDK]

• Carrie Underwood says she's been cheated on. Does it really count if the cheater was gay? [INO]

This is not going to help Chace Crawford ward off those gay rumors: The Gossip Girl star has reportedly broken up with beard Carrie Underwood.

Sources are offering every reason possible for the breakup — other than Chace's maybe-boyfriend JC Chasez.

First excuse: Chace does not have enough time, what with Gossip Girl resuming in NYC. Second excuse: Carrie does not have enough time, as she wants to focus on her career.

The third excuse, however, is the most creative:

Carrie saw how cute Tony [Romo] and Jessica [Simpson] are and wanted a relationship like that. She's a hopeless romantic and likes being close with the person she's with.

Next time you try to come up with a believable excuse for a breakup, here's a tip: Don't mention "cute" in the same sentence as the Tony/Jessica relationship.

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Jessica Simpson's fairytale romance with Tony Romo isn't all puppies and sunshine and dropped football passes. This couple has problems just like everyone else. Their latest struggle stems from the fact that Tony doesn't believe Jessica's upcoming country album will be as good as his ex Carrie Underwood's.

Tony said he thought Jess would have trouble winning over audiences with her upcoming country CD.

He really hurt Jess' feelings. She tried to laugh it off in Hawaii [where Tony played in the Pro Bowl], but she pouted whenever she heard Carrie's songs playing.

It's almost as if Tony is trying to put a damper on Jessica's career, no?

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Whether you choose to accept it or not, American Idol has become a major presence in the music industry, with many contestants cranking out hit records, starring on Broadway, and … making fists at cameras. Last night's Grammy Awards attracted some of the best of the Idols, including Chris Daughtry, Carrie Underwood and Fantasia Barrino. Ace Young showed up as well for no apparent reason (other than to remind us he's still alive).

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• Tracy Morgan can be funny while sober! He's sober, right? [EBG]

• Zac Efron had appendicitis. We won't tell you what DListed thinks the problem was. [DListed]

• Nick Lachey still does stuff, but we don't know what. Something broey, we think. [PS]

• There is always something there to remind you. [HT]

• Why are people who work in high-end clothing stores always the worst people in the world? [INO]

• Now it must really feel like walking on broken glass. [ICYDK]

• A country-singing vegetarian? Oxymorons are great! [CityRag]

• This is how our elected officials speak on national television. Fuck. It's like a Mad TV sketch. [BWE]

• Out of left (and possibly gay) field comes Jodie Foster (WTF?) to weigh in on Lindsay Lohan. [DListed]

• Bridget Moynahan's out with her new baby. 10 to one he's not wearing a "Supermodel" onesie. [ICYDK]

• Nowadays this is what passes for a country singer. Whatever happened to drinking and hurtin' and tusslin'? Fashion Weak strikes again.[INO]

• It would seem as if Jessica Simpson has forgotten that she's a talentless hack hanging on by a thread. [Yeeeah]

• "Hilarious Dog Videos!" What more do you need? [CityRag]