WHAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR FERGIE IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR AMERICA "First word on Barack Obama's historic nomination acceptance speech from a bevy of celebrities in attendance was decidedly partisan: 'It was excellent,' Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie said. 'It was amazing.' 'Incredible,' said Jessica Alba simply, before joining Fergie, Rosario Dawson, Wilmer Valderrama and Kerry Washington at a private exit from Invesco Field. Alba was at the speech with husband Cash Warren. Other celebrities in attendance included George Lucas with girlfriend Mellody Hardon and his daughter, Forest Whitaker with wife Keisha and Star Jones, and Daniel Dae Kim of 'Lost,' who posed for pictures with the Hawaii delegation."
OK! is quickly leaving behind the world of celebrity gossip to instead report exclusively on celebrity babies, as seen on the cover of the mag's latest issue. After the horror of last week's 80-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears feature, the admittedly beautiful Jessica Alba and baby Honor were a nice welcome this week — until Jess and her dim husband had to open their mouths.
So who does Honor look more like? 'She looks like a girl version of me,' Cash says. 'She has my nose, my eyebrows and my…'
'Forehead and dimples,' Jessica finishes, adding, 'She has my mouth when I was a baby. And my ears.'
'Maybe Honor is a mixture,' Cash reconsiders.
Nothing gets past Cash — you picked a good one, Jess.
SHE POPPED "Jessica Alba and husband Cash Warren have welcomed a baby girl. Honor Marie Warren was born June 7 in Los Angeles, her rep, Brad Cafarelli, confirms. This is the couple's first child."
• John Mayer upped the douche factor by charging a fan $10 to take a picture with him. [YouTube]
• The Ashlee Simpson-Pete Wentz wedding photo nobody has been dying to see. [People]
• Kelly Rowland is bitter she lost out a Sex and the City role to Jennifer Hudson. Trust us, Kel. It's a good thing. [ICYDK]
• Jessica Simpson is nursing her broken heart in Cabo with her parents. What a tough life. [INO]
• Martha Stewart is the new face of the "Got Milk?" ads, because if anyone can make you want to pick up a carton, it's her. [DListed]
• Good news: Jessica Alba and Cash Warren will be having another wedding so everyone can join in on their marital bliss. Does this mean they will have to get two divorces? [PS]
ASHLEE SIMPSON, TAKE NOTES "Jessica Alba and Cash Warren … quietly wed on Monday, her rep tells People."
We know you've all been waiting with bated breath to find out the sex and name of Jessica Alba's baby. And we can assure you, it wasn't worth the wait.
The baby is rumored to be a girl, and she will be named … Honor Warren.
Bless her heart. Not only will she have to grow up with Jessica Alba as her mother, she will be forced to answer to one of the lamest celebrity baby names of all time. The reasoning behind it makes the situation even worse: "Jessica picked it because she felt it was an honor to have Cash's baby." Of course.
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All sorts of "sources" are coming out of the woodwork to rat out their celebrity friends today. The latest victim is Jessica Alba.
The pregnant Fantastic Four actress and fiancé Cash Warren were delighted to discover they will be welcoming more than one baby this summer.
The source said, 'Knowing that she's going to have twins has literally turned Jessica's life upside down. She and Cash have had to scrap their plans for a one-baby nursery and start all over again.'
What is going on in Hollywood? Is there something in the water? First Jennifer Lopez, then Angelina and now Jessica. Is there something in the book of Scientology involving three sets of celebrity twins? Should we be preparing for the apocalypse?
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• This is the cover of the decade. [YouTube]
• Let the backbiting commence. [DListed]
• She won! Holly Madison won! [EBG]
• LA makes everyone a little depressed, not just these two. [PS]
• Katherine Heigl was voted the world's most desirable woman by a bunch of men who obviously lack vision. [HT]
• Here is Teri Hatcher laughing at a friend on crutches. Enjoy. [INO]
• Justin Chambers from Grey's Anatomy checked himself into the same psych ward holding Britney Spears. Group just got more interesting! [ICYDK]
• Breaking: Celebrities have obsessed fans. [CityRag]
Jessica Alba is pregnant with Cash Warren's baby. Expect the child in early summer and, prior to that, also expect an unstoppable deluge of photos of Jessica Alba.
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• AO Scott, eat your heart out! [HT]
• Mike Tyson briefly going back to prison. [DListed]
• Julia Roberts cares a lot about her kids and very little about the handicapped. Fair trade? [PS]
• The striking writers have agreed to go into talks with producers, though no deal is guaranteed. But don't worry, there's four episodes of Women’s Murder Club left before they'll have to go into reruns. [ICYDK]
• This AMA wrap up makes it sound as boring as you thought it was. [Yeeeah]
• Why does this man's hair make us crave McDonald's. [CityRag]
• The fifth circle of hell is apparently making appearances. [EBG]
• Money well spent to look bored in the second most visible spot in the building. [INO]
• I know people say things like this every election year, but – no shit – if Fred Thompson wins the presidency and America's First Lady has breast implants, I'm getting the hell outta here. [Jossip]
• I'm sure David Letterman is upset about his Paris Hilton-free future. Broken hearted, even. [DListed]
• Literally two seconds ago someone in the office told me this girl might be what we in the know call a "beard." I dunno about that, but do with it what you will. [Yeeeah]
• Bam Margera finally speaks up about his relationship with Jessica Simpson, and just as his career is on a decline. Imagine that. [ICYDK]
• Cash back. [INO]
• Why isn't this girl part of the Heidi and LC and Spencer and Sleepy and Shitty and Whitey feud? [HT]
• Brooklyn wins! Enjoy your Manhattan megamall, yuppies! [CityRag]
• You're telling me this guy's a drunk who puts his and others' well-being at risk? No way. [Yeeeah]
• Faced with the prospect of a string of bad movies and an untimely career death, Maya Rudolph comes back to the arthritic, unfunny arms of Saturday Night Live. [BWE]
• With support like this, huh, Rudy? [Jossip]
• They're giving Dane Cook another movie to pilot into a damn oil field. [DListed]
• Now it's news if one doesn't expose one's vagina. [HT]
• Serves her right: She trusted a guy named Cash. [ICYDK]
• Pickles and bread? Isn't that the Gwen Stefani diet? [INO]
• Stupid human tricks! These are always funny when you're drunk and tired! [CityRag]
After two and a half years together, Jessica Alba and boyfriend Cash Warren have split. And though the couple's demeanor was generally that of harmony and love, the story Us tells of the dissolution is none too gentle, and certainly not amicable.
Sources tell Us that Alba, who was abroad over the weekend promoting Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, called Warren on July 22 and told him, "I'm not in love with you anymore."
Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren's belongings and move him out.
Fucking ouch! Don't feel too sorry for the guy, though. He's a Yalie and his dad's a semi-famous actor. Nice guys do finish last, but entitled ones don't. That's why they're entitled.
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• Harry Potter has groupies. Let's hope he uses a condom spell. [DListed]
• How to save face after License to Wed spit in it. [BWE]
• Methinks this dude's gotta drop a lot of his first name to keep her pleased. [ICYDK]
• She can't even steal good songs. [Yeeeah]
• Who's that holding that nasty camera? [CityRag]
• This model's everywhere. I think she likes sampling different local cuisines. [HT]
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