Maxim held its Hot 100 party last night in LA, which played host to many horny males hoping to score with desperate women. This event would have been the perfect time to lock everyone in and save the rest of the world from STDs.

After the jump: More pictures of "hot" people than you could ever ask for.

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• Keanu Reeves gives hope to patchy facial haired men everywhere. You don't have to be able to grow a full beard to outsmart a bomb on a bus. [Popbytes]

• Jessica Biel is looking to upgrade after breaking up with boyfriend Chris Evans. He just wasn't doing anything for her career. [WWTDD]

• Star Jones admits to having had gastric bypass surgery, as if we couldn't tell from the ginormous scar on her chest she is not shy about showing off. [A Socialite's Life]

• Do you think Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy coordinate their outfits every morning on purpose like elementary school aged girls? [JustJared]

• The concept of Nicole Richie and Matt Dillon sleeping together makes my head hurt, but that also may be the 12 glasses of wine I drank last night. [Celebitchy]

• What better way to celebrate our nation's independence than to grant Lil' Kim hers. [DListed]

• Kate Moss was sad that Pete Doherty that he loved "them" more than her. And by them, she meant crack. [WWD]