Remember when this woman was the whole reason you developed a thing for buxom brunettes with dark eyes and a sort of brooding about them? We do, and we are so disappointed right now.
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Scarlett Johansson wasted no time in debuting her engagement ring from fiancé Ryan Reynolds at last night's Costume Institute Gala at NYC's Metropolitan Museum of Art. Pretty much every celebrity you can imagine was in attendance (except for Reynolds), and 95 percent of the wardrobe choices made our heart cry.
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• Here's Amnesia Sparkles – the drag queen responsible for making Cord "Cordless" – explaining how this Sunday's Oscars will be like sex with a black man. As you might guess, it's NSFW. [Queerty]
• Idle Americans are prepared to again fawn over American Idols, many of whom will soon become idle Americans once again. [DListed]
• That's not the breast place for a tattoo, Christina. [HT]
• A silvery Rihanna awaits your approval here. [INO]
• "I'm the Hillary Clinton of the Oscars." [ICYDK]
• Go organic! It'll make you feel like a new person filled with alien spirits! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [CityRag]
• Hey! More and more people are discovering that we have too many goddamn golf courses in this country. Cacti of the American Southwest, we've made the first step. [NYT]
From the looks of the trailer, if you don't like the smell of marijuana or incessant giggling about parts that aren't even funny, you should probably wait for Speed Racer to come out on DVD.
• Moms! Am I right? [Queerty]
• Owen Wilson moves on, but not to worry, scorned woman: We hear he's a bit unstable. [DListed]
• Mollygood editor Cord Jefferson profiled the Wu-Tang Clan for the latest issue of Filter magazine. Pick it up if the samurai poets changed your life, too. If you're not into them, shame, but you can read the David Byrne interview. [Filter]
• Daisy Fuentes? Is it 1994? [CityRag]
• Anna Wintour? [PS]
• Jennifer Love Hewitt is a real woman and people are angry about it! [HT]
• Dancing With the Stars victor tastes real fame and immediately dumps his fianceé. [ICYDK]
• Pushing Mad Weight and the City. [INO]
• Here, Joe Simpson comes very close to pimping his daughter. [Yeeeah]
• This girl's going to be famous, for the gays say it's so. Know her. [Queerty]
• Hallmark sends a "Screw You, You're an Idiot" card. Those are hard to find. [DListed]
• Joaquin Phoenix earning his keep as much as an actor can earn their keep. [PS]
• Jewel Breast Watch '07. [HT]
• Christina Ricci's hair looks like a cute li'l helmet. [INO]
• Lindsay Lohan will do a turn on Ugly Betty as a restaurant employee. Prescient? [ICYDK]
• Conan O'Brien's stalker is so much better than Jay Leno's stalker. [Yeeeah]
• Some bracelet of a famous person. Yay. [CityRag]
• Get ready for 28 Days Legend.
• Contrary to everything good about literature, Lynne Spears got a book deal. So jealous! Seriously. [DListed]
• Now Diddy has his own brand of vodka to get sloshed on before belligerently attacking people in parking lots. [PS]
• She puts her breasts out like that to distract everyone from her big, Jewish nose. [HT]
• The Lost curse! The boozy driving one, not the one where they consistently disappoint everyone. [ICYDK]
• Milla Jovovich pregnancy watch. Countdown the days if you're so inclined. [INO]
• Fresh out of rehab and hosting a party in Sin City on the drunkest night of the year, huh? Wise idea, little lady. [Yeeeah]
• Just so we're clear, it can't be a nipple slip if the nipples have not slipped. These are just exposed nipples. [CityRag]
Rumor has it that Rose McGowan was denied a role in the upcoming film Speed Racer due to her bad cosmetic surgery.
McGowan, 34, has admitted to having plastic surgery for an eye injury related to a car accident. But casting skeptics suspect she has had much more done, and that it cost her the role.
"The studio felt like she was hard to recognize and worried that by the time the movie hit theaters, fans might not know who she was," says our insider.
The role McGowan sought ultimately went to the much-less-fiddled-with, perfectly circular face of Christina Ricci.
After the jump, photos from McGowan's recent underwear shoot, where her face is caked in makeup. Surprise, surprise.
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• Happy birthday, Suri Cruise. Only three more years until the indoctrination really starts to sink in! [NYDN]
• No, Posh, hourglass figure is attractive. Hourglass cleavage is weird. [HT]
• It would have been too easy if it ended with the DNA test. Now Birkhead's gay. [Yeeeah]
• Upskirts with panties are 12.8 percent less trashy. [CityRag]
• Christina Ricci needs a babysitter to tell her not to buy any more furs. That's not a joke, and there should go your crush on her. [ICYDK]
• Coney Island perfume smells like the bearded lady! Mmmmmm. [Jossip]
• Ryan Phillippe and Deacon. Clergy names for babies are odd. [PopSugar]
Who is this Japanese girl and what have you done to Christina Ricci? Seriously, how much make-up and Photoshop to achieve these results? Her forehead is about half its normal size! I'm not saying she doesn't look beautiful, but she certainly doesn't look like herself.
Did anyone else see Black Snake Moan? It was kinda shitty. Tighter editing would have gone a long way.I will say that it was one of the first movies I've ever seen—save for really contextual films like Boyz n the Hood—to have almost no redeemable white male characters. So, that was interesting; not necessarily good or bad. It also had great music.
• Eddie Murphy being a little Norbitch. [DListed]
• Timberlake and Ricci in a Black Snake Moan sex scene. High on moaning, low on black snakes. [Egotastic]
• Pink is built like a Blue. [HT]
• When you can't carry what you bought by yourself and you're not shopping for marble statues or electronics, you bought too much shit. [INO]
• Too much bronzer, too much silver, just enough sober. [ICYDK]
• Anna Nicole Smith judge is being handed his own television show for doing a poor jjob and making a serious matter a joke. I was actually expecting this much sooner. [Jossip]
• Bobby Brown arrested at a high school cheerleading competition for the counterintuitive crime of not offering the pert young girls money. [Us]
• Antonio Sabato Jr. simulating sex with a man in denim cutoffs. Sorry, ladies. [DListed]
• Jenny McCarthy emulating Jenna Jameson. Great idea to look to her for tips. [HT]
• Mandy Moore says she's "not a toothpick" like Nicole Richie. Uh oh! The fur's gonna fly! [JJ]
• Jessica Simpson being irritating and loud. Par for the course at this point, folks. [INO]
• Brandy was drunk on heartbreak at the time of her accident. Oh no! [Celebitchy]
• Christina Ricci too thin! Where's the chubby Wednesday I so adored? [PopBytes]
• Diddy being wise and buying his seven-week-old daughters diamond earrings they're sure to appreciate and enjoy. [ASL]
Jessica Biel was spotted arriving to Park City, Utah to spend time with Justin Timberlake at Sundance. While she doesn't have a movie premiering, Timberlake is promoting Black Snake Moan, a film which—in all seriousness—revolves around Samuel L. Jackson keeping Christina Ricci on a leash to prevent her from sexual self-destruction. Hmmmm.
Actress Jessica Biel reportedly flew out to the Sundance Film Festival on Wednesday to spend time with new love interest Justin Timberlake.
…Timberlake's new film, Black Snake Moan, premiered on Wednesday.
The athletic twosome spent the following day snowboarding together, a Biel insider tells Perez.
But what about Timberlake's kooky ex-girlfirend, Cameron Diaz, who had this meltdown at the Golden Globes:
A witness told Us, “First she started saying all these nasty things to him about Jessica like, ‘What is she? Your new fucking girlfriend? Look at her!’ And then she insinuated things about other guys that Jessica has been with.”
Well, I guess Diaz has been in Hawaii, hanging ten with a surfer. However, sources have said she is interested in coming to Sundance to see Justin's new film. "The idea of kidnapping and physically restraining a human being in order to prevent them from having sex with others has become very interesting to me as of late," said Diaz, before crying and shaking uncontrollably.
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What in the name of anything sacred is this movie? A comedy? A drama? A porn? Anything? Anyone? Ricci's a whore? Samuel L. Jackson chains her up? Did I miss something that makes this trailer make sense? Anyone? Bueller?
• Christina knows what the Holiday season is all about: Da Booze. [Yeeeah]
• Sharon Stone and Christian Slater are still Livin' in the 90s together. [DListed]
• Sean Penn is so angry that even his cell phone will not be silenced. [PopSugar]
• The Donald knows what the American people want and he's gonna let us keep her. U-S-A! U-S-A! [BWE]
• Was Britney doin' it with this JR guy pre-K-Fed split? I care surprisingly little. [INO]
• Angelina Jolie: Nap Nazi. [Hollyscoop]
• Vodkacize your way to a better body. [Egotastic]
• Christina Ricci would rather have fans than fur. [A Socialite's Life]
Click on the picture above for the NSFW version showing off Christina Ricci's boob ink. At least her boyfriend Adam Goldberg was there to hold her hand. Perhaps he even got a matching bird on his man bits.
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• I'm making "Laguna girls like to be on top" shirts right away. Expect them at Urban Outfitters within the month. [I'm Not Obsessed]
• Pete Doherty got busted for being Pete Doherty. [Celebitchy]
• Aston Kutcher and Demi Moore are officially the most boring couple of all. They've argued once. Ever. [DListed]
• Naw, man, I was, like, there, when Lohan sat on a bare mattress and took back some JD. [Goldenfiddle]
• Don't feel bad about owning more shoes than books, Christina Ricci, most of your peers don't even know what a book is. [PopSugar]
• Paris' second single get the ever-important Diddyproval. [Hollywood Rag]
• Today in celebrity catfights: Regis Philbin vs. David Hasselhoff. [Cityrag]
• Star Jones found dead in her finest fur. [Junkiness]
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