Scarlett Johansson wasted no time in debuting her engagement ring from fiancé Ryan Reynolds at last night’s Costume Institute Gala at NYC’s Metropolitan Museum of Art. Pretty much every celebrity you can imagine was in attendance (except for Reynolds), and 95 percent of the wardrobe choices made our heart cry.
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• Best he’s looked since Opera Man. [DListed]
• Claire Danes‘ nipple slipped out on MTV, but they didn’t mind because the whole network’s filled with boobs. [HT]
• Angelina Jolie’s in Beowulf! Epic! (Get it?) [ICYDK]
• Amy Winehouse looking four times her age due to all her dangerous vices. [Yeeeah]
• Celeb bobbleheads. What’s the difference. [CityRag]
It’s a good that she didn’t look this good in high school. Had she, Brian Krakow never would have had the courage to talk to her, and he really needed her friendship.
Uno mas.
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Last night marked the 61st Annual Tony Awards, the smartest but poorest award show sister. Were the Tonys invited to Thanksgiving, they would have the best stories, but they’d also take home so many leftovers it would be sad. Along with a lot of begging for everyone to stop saying American theater is dead, the presentation offered dazzling musical numbers, fantastic dance pieces and a meeting of Phylicia Rashad and Angela Lansbury that immediately made the whole word 62 percent more classy and gave an angel its dignity. Other guests included Vanessa Williams, a very pregnant Naomi Watts, newly outed gay men, gay men outed years ago and gay men yet to be outed. In the off chance that you didn’t know, the Tonys are also the award show sister who has more fun with her gay friends on a Tuesday than you ever do on a Saturday.
PS Taye Diggs‘ wife, Idina Menzel, looks exactly like Angelina Jolie minus dozens of tattoos and children.
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• Now all you have to do, Tara Reid, to sell that you’re sane by not looking like you’re about to snap and kill us all. [INO]
• Matt Leinart thinks Britney Spears is fat. [popbytes]
• Thank you, Claire Danes, for cheating on that Crudup bastard with a gay guy. Mary Louise Parker will be (probably still pretty f-ing angry but) proud. [Jossip]
• Britney’s stylist must feel such shame. [DListed]
• Shut up, Piven, we all know you’re the asshole here. [A Socialite’s Life]
• Julia Roberts likes to have the babies in twos, thank you very much. [PopSugar]
• Bury him. [Junkiness]
• And probably all of them, too. [TMZ]
My e-brother Queerty hit Out Magazine ’s Out 100 party last week, microphone in hand.
Watch Anne Hathaway swoon over Claire Danes‘ guns, Michael Kors get a quick spelling lesson and Kelis give Lindsay Lohan a lesson in crotch shots. Most thrillingly for me, though, is that Rickie from My So-Called Life was at the party, too, so I imagine there was a very special MSCL reunion. Sadly, Rayanne wasn’t in attendance.
Also, the man responsible for this here magic school bus, David Hauslaib, was included in the 100. So big congrats to the boss man.
Uma Thurman, Parker Posey, Lili Taylor, Stanley Tucci, Marcia Gay Harden, Paul Newman, Robert Redford, Claire Danes (whew, I’ll stop there) among others were out last night as the Sundance Institute celebrated 25 years of independent film. The actors all wore shirts listing their “first #&%?*! jobs” including Uma’s stint as a “burrito roller at Taco Bell” and Danes’ grueling years as “friendship bracelet vendor” (my shirt would read “JCC Lifeguard”, “Non-profit research assistant” and “Late night Karaoke Machine Machine”). Some of the stars apparently took turns acting as drink servers at the event. Looks like that experiment ended not so successfully for Uma. It’s all fun an games until there’s White Russian all over the floor. Right, Uma? You’re fired.
• Claire Danes is pumped about the Eiffel Tower, and her see-through shirt. [IDLYITW]
• While I wouldn’t put it past Ryan Adams to be in two places at once, it sounds like Parker Posey likes her men scruffy, rocker, and high on the pot. [Jossip]
• I guess it’s a no-go on the gay porn for Brad Pitt. [DListed]
• Grab boob while you can Harry Morton, cause it looks like your Lohappointment might be dunzo. [PopSugar]
• Brittany Murphy would really marry anyone these days. [I’m Not Obsessed]
• Sounds like Marc Jacobs was the big winner at Fashion Week. [A Socialite’s Life]
• Tyra Banks is a crappy friend. [Faded Youth]
Aaaaand, I’m back.
If you’ve been hanging out here long enough, you know that I irrationally loathe this Snakes On A Plane nonsense. This does not, however, mean that I can’t appreciate a good video mash-up. I think this, Snakes On Claire Danes, could use a little more My So-Called Life, but that might just be my inner 7th grader talking. Enjoy it. Snakes skeeve me out.
But wait, there’s more! Since I promised you weekend MollyGood to quench your thirst for celebrities and was unable to deliver due to our server being brainwashed and forced to go see the “beautiful” Suri Cruise, I’ve got an extra special bonus moving picture for you munchkins. The post-jump video is sick and NSFW, but hilarious. You should watch it. And then watch your favorite porn. And then watch the video here again. It’ll be hot.
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• Would it be worth it to sleep with Eva Longoria if you knew she would wake you up every morning at 5:30 by banging a gong? [Egotastic]
• Jada Pinkett Smith is a man, baby. [Faded Youth]
• Brittany Murphy desperately wants to be famous enough for her own “Got Milk” ad. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Ashlee Simpson wants you to love the skin your father is willing to buy you. [DListed]
• God, Jennifer Aniston, don’t you know that blaming Vince Vaughn for your inability to quit smoking isn’t going to make him want to hang around? [A Socialite’s Life]
• Orlando Bloom stakes his claim on all things waifish and blonde. This time it’s Claire Danes. [PopSugar]
• You can all sleep easy tonight knowing that Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos are back together. See, love really can conquer all. [Celebitchy]
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