James Franco, on his plans to attend graduate school at NYU:

I love being around people who are interested in what I’m interested in. That is the best way to learn. For me, being able to act in movies is not having it all. I am interested in other things, and I take my interests seriously.

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Seriously, Madonna. You’re not in college. The crotch flashing, champagne chugging and kissing of other females is getting old.

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Three Florida universities recently barred from their campuses Brooke Hogan, daughter of Hulk, when the pop singer/blond asked if she could visit the schools and consider matriculating. It’s what’s called nipping it in the bud.

… Hogan was denied admission to three state universities this week before touring Florida Atlantic University’s campus Tuesday.

But it wasn’t her grades that were keeping her out of the schools. It was her nine-camera entourage filming for a VH1 television show.
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FAU administrators haven’t decided whether Hogan will be allowed to film on campus if she applies and is accepted as a student.

From today’s Craig’s List “Missed Connections“:

Hi!

We were on the RED local line, I got on at 14th Street, you were already on the train. I got off at Columbia University 116th. Around 5PM. It was very crowded and you were behind me. We talked awkardly while you were still behind my back, pushed into each other. I told you I hate being an undergrad, we connected. You eneded up fingering me while no one else was noticing. I didn’t get your full e-mail. If you see this, let me know. I hope you do! I miss you.

Hear that, guy? The strange coed you fingerbanged on the subway “misses” you. This means she’s crazy. Nice job on the fake e-mail address, now keep your head down for the next three or four years and you should be fine.