My future husband Joel McHale paid a visit to the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson for no apparent reason other than to make me fall in love with him all over again. I’d suggest waiting until the six minute mark, where he provides the most accurate description of Ryan Seacrest I’ve ever heard. CONTINUED »
Craig Ferguson, truly the most underrated talk show host on television, will release a book of memoirs in 2009 entitled American on Purpose. In it, Ferguson will recount his sundry jobs along the years, his voyage from Scotland musician to American host and his various battles with drug and alcohol addiction. It sounds too heartwarming for us, but good for him.
If you’ve not yet watched it, click through to see Ferguson’s great monologue on why he has a hard time making fun of Britney Spears.
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Uber-gay Project Runway winner Christian Siriano sat down with Craig Ferguson yesterday. And, while we can’t say for sure, we’d like to think that our pleas helped fuel his disavowal of “fierce,” which threatened to undo our nation.
Not one to be without a catch phrase — or, rather, word — Siriano announced to the world that he’ll now use the word “expired,” as in “fierce is expired.”
• Betty White’s still got it. Always had it, too. [CityRag]
• Leelee Sobieski collects human hair, which is much creepier than her dead eyes.[DListed]
• Are you so obsessed with famous people and their breasts and asses that you can tell one’s bare body apart from another’s? If yes, go on vacation. [PS]
• Christie’s believes there’s a buyer out there willing to pay $3 million for a bunch of pictures of supermodels. The thing is, Christie’s is probably right, because very wealthy, horny old men have no idea how to use the Internet. [HT]
• “Jessica Alba Flying In Her Third Trimester.” That’s bad? We don’t know anything about babies. [INO]
• Robert De Niro just dropped out of a movie that would have been his second with co-star 50 Cent. Nice choice, Bobby. [ICYDK]
• Sorry, haters, but hairy legs in the winter are pretty standard. [Yeeeah]
LOST MONEY CHANGES EVERYTHING The four major late night hosts are shitting their pants! “There’s some talk that the Big Four hosts — David Letterman, Jay Leno, Conan O’Brien and Craig Ferguson — may all return around the same time. While informal discussions between the NBC and CBS camps have continued via backchannels throughout the strike (Daily Variety, Nov. 16), absolutely nothing like that has been agreed upon.” Insiders are tattling that everyone might be back by Jan 7.
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