Co-opted street culture? Check. Shirtless beefcakes? Check. Scantily clad women of color? Check. Neon? Check. That settles it: It's definitely a David LaChapelle video. Everyone knows this guy's phoning it in from five star hotels, right?
More from the set of "Do It Well" after the jump.
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Jennifer Lopez is reportedly playing an S & M supermom in her upcoming David LaChapelle directed music video for her single "Do It Well". In it, she's sent into a ritualistic sex dungeon frequented by men dressed as vermin. Tres artistic!
Never mind that LaChapelle's scenario has nothing to do with the lyrics of "Do It Well," the first single from J.Lo's forthcoming CD, "Brave." Lopez really wanted to work again with the photographer, who directed her "I'm Glad" video.
Perhaps aware that she also really wants a child, LaChapelle gave her one — a son, about 6 years old. For some reason, the kid is being held hostage in this kinky club. Enter J.Lo, kicking around bouncers the same way she wailed on that abusive husband in "Enough."
Searching for her boy, she discovers a grimy place that resembles a Petland store run by the Marquis de Sade. Opening one door, she sees a dominatrix, dressed up as a cat, whipping a man in a mouse mask and underpants. He's stretched out on a mousetrap. Behind another door is a giant hamster cage, where one woman trods an exercise wheel while another sucks water from a bell bottle.
Lopez eventually finds the child amid all the lurid degeneracy and offers him a life of spoiled salvation, which, of course, he immediately turns down, as playing with hamsters the size of men is very, very fucking cool.
• The Onion wins! [BWE]
• Akon is back to violating young people, and probably his parole. [DListed]
• Megan Fox: in. Lohan et al: fuckin' out! [HT]
• Celebrities with such little imagination they go to The Ivy in London, too. [ICYDK]
• Details once again loosens up its loafers and gets gay. [Jossip]
• Stop worrying about Gigli. Affleck's a mensch. [Glitterati]
• Heigl stabbing to death all your My Father the Hero crushes. [Yeeeah]
• LaChapelle is an oracle and a gimmicky artist! [CityRag]
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