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Kate Hudson wants Owen Wilson back!
The 'Almost Famous' actress is said to be desperate to woo back Owen - who was hospitalised in August after a failed suicide bid - after realising she still loves him.
"After Owen's suicide attempt, she realised how much she loved him, and broke up with Dax [Shepard]."
What a wonderful lesson for lovelorn teens with access to sharp objects. It works, guys!
Upon remembering that she is a successful, albeit bad, actress, Kate Hudson dumped former Punk'd cast member Dax Shepard. Owen Wilson's tenuous sanity thanks her.
While it's annoying to hear spinsters and virgins jealously mumble, "Get a room," to young people in love, it's also annoying to slip on semen while trying to buy marshmallows. Geez, guys, pecks on the cheek are fair play, but save all this deep embrace business until at least the more spacious produce section.
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Look at the newest couple looking to take the world by a storm of mediocrity! It's Dax Shepard and Kate Hudson, who have combined forces to become one single entity of light hair and flagging careers.
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