Parental Units

A cackling Dina Lohan was last night recognized by Long Island's Mingling Moms as one of the best 20 mothers of the region, despite the fact that her most famous progeny is a thrice rehabbed punchline. Apparently in LI, like many parts of the world difficult to get to both physically and mentally, if you're on TV, you're doing something right. Hear that, Uma Thurman's stalker?
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Lowering the Bar

Earlier, when we told you Lindsay Lohan was in Capri for a film festival, we had absolutely no idea she was there to be recognized for HER "CONTRIBUTIONS TO CINEMA"!?!! An honor previously bestowed on VANESSA REDGRAVE, FAYE DUNAWAY AND GEOFFREY RUSH.
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