David Letterman must really enjoy the movie Hancock: In the past week, he’s had Jason Bateman, Will Smith and now Charlize Theron on his show. Charlize, whom we love, was the proud owner of the most bizarre interview, which was so disjointed and uncomfortable it beat out the weird Dave/Will kiss from the night before. At the end of the interview, Charlize joked about being drunk — and we really do hope alcohol is to blame, because if not, her jokes make for painful situations. CONTINUED »
Shia LaBeouf stopped by the Late Show with David Letterman last night to explain what happened on that fateful night when he was arrested for causing a ruckus at a Chicago Walgreens. We’ve heard quite a few good drunk stories in our day, but this one is pretty entertaining. He’s kind of an ass at times, but he owns up to his actions and for that we applaud him. Also? He uses the term “doo-doo crayon,” thus making him forever a winner in our book.
Click through for the video — even though it’s nine minutes long, it’s kind of worth it. CONTINUED »
American Idol’s Neil Diamond night was just as disastrous as I feared, and it’s safe to assume everyone not named David is in danger of getting axed tonight. Everybody was off their game, including sobriety princess Paula Abdul. Once each contestant had performed their first songs of the evening, Ryan asked the judges to offer their comments; naturally, Paula began giving Jason Castro her critique of both his songs, one of which had yet to be sung. Her excuse: “This is hard.”
So what happened? Conspiracy theorists are crying foul, saying the show is fixed and she had written the critiques beforehand, but we’re talking about Paula Abdul here. It’s quite possible that she just mixed the wrong meds.
Chris Pontius, one of the guys who brought you quality TV such as Jackass and Wildboyz, harassed the tourists gathering in Times Square yesterday by parading a group of men around in silver thongs. No explanation as to why, but we’re assuming it had something to do with the fact that the guy is on drugs and/or completely insane.
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• You’re telling me this guy’s a drunk who puts his and others’ well-being at risk? No way. [Yeeeah]
• Faced with the prospect of a string of bad movies and an untimely career death, Maya Rudolph comes back to the arthritic, unfunny arms of Saturday Night Live. [BWE]
• With support like this, huh, Rudy? [Jossip]
• They’re giving Dane Cook another movie to pilot into a damn oil field. [DListed]
• Now it’s news if one doesn’t expose one’s vagina. [HT]
• Serves her right: She trusted a guy named Cash. [ICYDK]
• Pickles and bread? Isn’t that the Gwen Stefani diet? [INO]
• Stupid human tricks! These are always funny when you’re drunk and tired! [CityRag]
Very rarely does one of the multitude of photos that I look at every day make me laugh out loud. This is one of those time. I love this picture of Jay-Z and a very drunken passed-out Beyonce in the backseat of the car. The look on Jay’s face is priceless. B’s got some serious runs in her stockings and might actually boot out the window, but she’s with it enough to keep her hands strategically placed as to avoid a crotch shot, something Lohan can’t do even when shes sober (relatively speaking).
In fact, this whole series is pretty phenomenal. They’re a pleasant reminder that it’s the weekend. So let’s all get Beyonce tonight.
Sorry for the lack of posting this afternoon. The server and I are going through an Eva Longoria and Tony Parker. This only means I’ll be here more over the weekend. (Yeah!!!!)
Kisses and What do you think B’s drinking? A nice bottle of bub,
Molly
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Posh, or shall we call her Drunk Spice, downed a few too many at a party the other night before being escorted into a car and away from the lurking paparazzi. (Let’s be honest here, it can’t take more than a thimble of the hard stuff to knock Vic on her ass considering her weight is teetering on negative numbers.) Hubby David Beckham was nowhere in sight, presumably in Madrid with his team, as Posh’s bobble head miraculously remained attached to her twig neck/body for one more night. At least she was having fun with it and even maybe smiled for the first time since the last time she got completely tanked. I guess she and Ashlee have the same response to self-medicating.
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Colin Farrell is a changed man. Once the life of the party, supposedly he now only partakes in his harem of women whilst sober (though we assume he continues to be in awe of thier lady parts, ala sex video). I never really believed that this Hollywood stallion could be broken, until I read this quote on Gawker from someone who is currently working with Farrell:
“Yeah, he has a bad reputation. But I’m telling you, he is a changed man. Forty-five days sober today! You know, I talked to him about Miami Vice. He told me, ‘Yeah, I did everything you can think of—pills, needles, booze, name it, mate! Sometimes they had to carry me off the set!’ That’s what woke him up. He’s really grown up a lot.” So, no more drunken girls sprawled out in the trailer? “Well, there are still girls, I have no doubt of it! There are definitely girls. He’s just not partaking in the drunkenness.”
So, in honor of a reformed Colin Farrell, I present to you a look back on the glory that once was. (Cue sentimental music, e.g. “In My Life” or “That’s What Friends are For”.) Farrell was a legend among men. He never let obstacles like “laws” or “STD infested hookers” get in the way of his boozing, sex, and drug play. The women are still flocking but are they wearing floral see-through shirts? Are they? Are they dragging his limp drugged-up pass-out drunk budy back to their lairs to have their way with him? No, I think not.
At least we’ll always have the pictures, and the memories.
These are a few of my favorite things: when celebrities are caught drunk, when pop stars wear see through blouses, when starlets’ boyfriends/husbands are blatantly laughing at them. And here they are all together!
Christina Aguilera is shown leaving the Ivy in LA with her husband, Jordan Bratman. Sure the Ivy has a bar, but it’s primarily a restaurant. Way to be a trooper, Christina, and get shit-faced at dinner. My kind of girl.
Maybe her eyes are so completely droopy because of the bright flashes. Yeah, sure. You can totally tell in one of the pictures that Jordan is about to lose it laughing at his drunk lady. She’s fucking tanked and those two aren’t holding hands out of love. Jordan needs to make sure that Christina is still walking behind him rather than fallen onto the ground surrounded by vulture paparazzi. Hopefully he would notice if he was dragging her across the pavement. Hopefully.
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