Excited to see The Incredible Hulk this weekend? Don't be! Not even the film's star, Edward Norton, can maintain interest in the big-budget flick.

Norton, who was mind-blowing in Primal Fear and then kinda eh in everything since, is refusing to do any publicity for Hulk, opting instead to take a tropical vacation.

With this, Norton finds himself in the company of the young and talentless. Actress Mischa Barton pulled the exact same diva-ish behavior last month at Cannes, skirting press obligations for her film You and I.

We hate to say it, but we're starting to think rich, famous people are spoiled fucking brats.

• Madonna's new album cover reveals that she still believes the world wants to see her crotch. [People]

• Snoop Dogg takes the next logical step and appears on a soap opera. Because middle-aged cat women have major street cred. [PageSix]

• Paris Hilton swears her relationship with Benji Madden is not a joke. Her entire life, however, is still debatable. [Us]

• Anyone free — and desperate — next Friday? [PITNB]

• Edward Norton decided the best way to get us to remember him is by acting like a complete tool. [IDLYITW]

• We can tell where former American Idol contestant Danny Noriega got his sass. [DListed]

• You would think after this week the media would learn how to spell Eliot Spitzer's name. [Jossip]