
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi were recently wed in a very well-publicized ceremony in Beverly Hills. After that, DeGeneres took to her blog to decry California's Proposition 8, the constitutional amendment that would eliminate same sex couples' right to marry and could possibly nullify all the gay marriages that came before it.
Yet despite all the good she's done for gay rights in California, there's rumbling coming from other Proposition 8 opponents who say DeGeneres needs to contribute more. Specifically, Ellen has yet to send a big, fat check to the cause, and insiders say that that omission has the potential to hurt both Ellen and Prop 8 in the long run.
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Elton John and a drunken, slurring Lily Allen got into it big time at a GQ awards show in London last night — and, as you can imagine, Elton made Lily look like a drunken fool.

Two sick, horrible bastards in Britain are skeeving everybody out by showing up to major events without faces. First it was Elton John's White Ball, then the Harrod's sale and then Wimbledon. Where their eyes and noses and mouths should be, there's some sort of contoured pink latex, which magically allows them to both see and breathe freely. It's a hell of a trick. Then again, there's always the possibility that they're real demons, like those that haunted our nightmares for weeks after our parents let us watch Jacob's Ladder at far too young an age.
Click here to see the creeps, and after the jump find two clips of one of the most disturbing films ever: Jacob's Ladder.
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• Had you forgotten that jerks everywhere are making sure "art" looks stupid? Check out this video for a reminder. We just got that professor an A in his own stupid stupidy stupid class for stupids. [Pop17]
• Cord Jefferson is now also an editor-at-large at Stereohyped. Check in over there once in a while, y'hear? [SH]
• The Olsen twins are releasing a book about their influences. It's going to be called Influence, and it's going to be a lie because it's not going to include cocaine. [DListed]
• Jakey G likes crossword puzzles. Swoon, nerd girls (and boys). [PS]
• Leonardo DiCaprio rocks out to Elton John, and that's more than fine with us. [INO]
• One of Snoop's sons is named "Corde." This is upsetting to us here at Mollygood. Very upsetting, actually. [ICYDK]
• LOLbritneys! [CityRag]

Perhaps famous liar Sharon Stone should take "paws" before choosing what to wear to events these days. The angry vegans at PETA are once again enraged with the Basic Instinct flasher and notorious fur lover, who showed to Elton John's Oscar party last night wearing a brooch made of a rat's foot.
Besides being ethically repulsive the brooch is also visually unappealing, but Stone says it's supposed to bring her good luck, meaning she's gross and desperate.
After the jump, a couple more pictures and the truth behind "lucky" furs.

• Avril Lavigne: "When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, 'Take it to Katrina!'" Oh, boy. Can we give her back to Canada? [DListed]
• He is, but who looks older? [DS]
• So now neither Simpson sister does anything but pose? [HT]
• What do Russians know about Glamour? [Source]
• Let the Transformers derivatives begin! [ICYDK]
• Michael Lohan visits Lindsay and reminisces about when he used to be whacked-out in rehab. [Yeeeah]
• Madonna and Elton John are buds again. I'm sure you were fraught over the whole thing. Rest easy tonight. [CityRag]

A few weeks ago, Page Six warned sashaying fashionistas everywhere that the tents canopying Bryant Park during New York Fashion Week would play host to fewer fabulous guests this year. While the news certainly came too late for flustered, coked-up event planners to pare champagne orders, it gave us an ample amount of time to fix a cheese plate, pour a glass of red and prepare to ogle the wreckage of the most poorly attended Fashion Week ever. That said, where is everyone?
Last night, everyone was at the GQ Men of the Year Awards in London. After the jump, many pictures of them wisely not caring about Fashion Week.
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• The hunter blood in her veins insures she won't even flinch at shit like this. [Reuters]
• I'm Petra-fied she ever saw anything in that guy. [Egotastic]
• Joss's skirt is about as short as people's interest in her. [IDLYITW]
• Donatella Versace's daughter has very unhealthy issues with weight. I wonder where that could have started. [ASL]
• Sadly, as the sole breadwinner, Lindsay Lohan actually has the right to dictate family politics. [HR]
• Sean Stewart admits that used to lust after his step mother, Rachel Hunter. He also alludes to the fact that he used to masturbate while thinking about her. Sorry, Sean, but the general rule is that once your dad's penis has been in something, you can't touch it. That goes for everything. [NYP]
• Elton John at the bondage fest. What kind of glasses go with crotchless hot pants and a ball gag? [Queerty]
Elton John threw a lavish 60th birthday bash for himself last night, and all the grand Anglicans came out to celebrate. Guests included Hugh Grant, Sting, Paul McCartney, Daniel Craig, Kate Moss, the Osbournes and the ever radiant Thandie Newton.
For some reason, Elton and partner David Furnish opted to wear full military garb; questionable judgment during wartime. But, immediately winning the classless war was TMZ who, when covering the event, chose to run the headline, "Elton's Rear Admiral."
How 'bout that for your 60th, Elton? A nice, concrete reminder that, even after six decades of life and countless career successes, someone will always be around to make fun of you for being gay.
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I couple of days ago I read that Elton John made a comment along the lines of "All photographers should be shot." I naturally assumed he was referring to crazy paparazzi following him around and invading his privacy, but when I found this video I saw that he really just said this during the Chopard Trophy award ceremony at Cannes, and to the photographers faces. What would he rather? That there be no photographers at this event? I doubt it. Well, at least he's lighthearted about wishing bodily harm on the very people who are giving him publicity.


