It has descended upon us: The Sex and the City movie premiered last night in New York City, much to the delight of … Eli Manning? He was one of the guests in attendance, for reasons unknown, at the type of over-the-top shindig that should only be reserved for stuff like the second coming of Xenu.

The pictures (and there are many) are after the jump.

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Scarlett Johansson wasted no time in debuting her engagement ring from fiancé Ryan Reynolds at last night’s Costume Institute Gala at NYC’s Metropolitan Museum of Art. Pretty much every celebrity you can imagine was in attendance (except for Reynolds), and 95 percent of the wardrobe choices made our heart cry.

Click through for more pictures than you could have ever asked for.

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Look! It’s me, Cord, with Trent from Pink Is the New Blog. (Search Mollygood on Wikipedia and it takes you to his entry. Weird, but I’m too indifferent to change it.) Where did this meeting of the typists occur? At In Touch magazine’s fifth anniversary party. There was much to behold, and we beheld all of it. Boy did I dance badly, but to what I can’t remember on account of being slightly tipsy. Drinking is an absolute necessity when swimming with the heeled and hatted sharks that attend these things. After the jump, the stories!

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• So many feathers in the wind when the monkey gets old enough to strangle! [Queerty]

• So many diamonds! [DListed]

• So many early mistakes! [HT]

• So many surgeries! [ICYDK]

• So many beautiful, color coordinated women! [INO]

• So many embarrassing situations fueled by alcohol! [Yeeeah]

• So many sadness! [CityRag]

“I’ve got something very important share with you: I don’t have a chin. I’m sorry I’ve taken this long to tell you, and I’m sorry about this half-assed attempt at a cover-up I call a goatee. Please, don’t leave me. No other girl in the world would tolerate these fucking sideburns.”