Recent rehab graduate Eva Mendes spoke to Interview magazine about substance abuse, but she wasn’t having any of the interviewer’s hilarious jokes. In response to the reporter saying, “They’re going to have to change the name of it to ‘Alcoholics Unanimous,’” Eva provided nothing but silence (and probably a death stare). After prodding from the interviewer, Eva said, “I’m not making jokes, because people die from this stuff. So, honestly, I think it’s a bit tacky that you made a joke.”

Good for you, Eva.

The CFDA Fashion Awards, held last night at the New York Public Library, honored excellence in fashion design but also served as a venue for Victoria Beckham to crash as many photo opportunities as possible.

After the jump: How many Poshes can you find?

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• Lindsay Lohan “acting” on last night’s season finale of Ugly Betty. [BWE]

• Daisy, Rock of Love 2 runner-up and argument against plastic surgery, has upgraded from Bret Michaels to Dave Navarro. Kind of. [DListed]

• Eva Mendes‘ rehab stint may have been part of the process of researching for a role. Sure. [INO]

• Terrence Howard needs to adopt Britney, Paris and Lindsay. [SH]

• Miley Cyrus is such a little slut. [OceanUp]

• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson kissed at a party in Cannes. Not sure why everyone is acting surprised. [People]

Scarlett Johansson wasted no time in debuting her engagement ring from fiancé Ryan Reynolds at last night’s Costume Institute Gala at NYC’s Metropolitan Museum of Art. Pretty much every celebrity you can imagine was in attendance (except for Reynolds), and 95 percent of the wardrobe choices made our heart cry.

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• Say hello to the newest (and most likely fake) member of Facebook: Lindsay Ronson. [DListed]

• Beyonce and Jay-Z’s marriage is official. Thank goodness, we were very concerned. [People]

• This should crush the two people who cared: Britney Spears‘ second How I Met Your Mother appearance is not yet set in stone. [PS]

• Evidently Harry Potter hasn’t heard of Craig’s List Missed Connections. [ICYDK]

• Eva Mendes didn’t feel the need to brush her hair for the Metropolitan Opera opening night. [INO]

• Surprise, surprise: New photos have cropped up of Lindsay Lohan in a drunken coma. [CityRag]

Eva Mendes left Utah’s Cirque Lodge yesterday after weeks of treatment and flew back to LA. Coincidentally, this was the same day that Kirsten Dunst checked into the same facility.

Sources are saying Eva left to attend to some personal business but will return to rehab shortly. They forgot to mention that she will check back in when Kirsten takes her snaggle tooth and gets the hell out of Utah.

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• Original emo! Suck it, Wentz! [Queerty]

• Kirsten Dunst is in Cirque Lodge with Eva Mendes. It’s the newest hot spot! Put it in your BlackBerrys, biatches. [DListed]

• Those stems! [CityRag]

• Fall fashion rundown! Do you love it yet? Do you finally believe in it? [PS]

• Christina Aguilera voted. Diddy, a man of his word, said he will spare her. [HT]

• Desperate airbrushing. [INO]

• First pictures of the uncrazy Britney Spears. [ICYDK]

Remember Eva Mendes? Well, she’s been in rehab for a few weeks for substance abuse. TMZ is just now finding out about it because her name is not Britney Spears:

We’re told the Ghost Rider star is at the famous Cirque Lodge, near Sundance. The Lodge, which treated Lindsay Lohan and other stars, is one of the most respected treatment facilities in the country.

One of the most respected treatment facilities in the country? Really? Cause it didn’t work that well for LiLo.

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• Handsome! [DListed]

• Will Ferrell to star in Land of the Lost. Yay, right? Or are people over him? Whatever.[PS]

• Posit: I submit to you that it’s not “topless” if no nipple is exposed. [HT]

• Wanna dress like Lindsay Lohan? No? Well, know that you can. [INO]

• What’s worse, that someone took time to hack Heidi Montag’s website or that Heidi Montag has a website? [ICYDK]

• Some whizkid employed the oft-underused “Not a Drug Abuser” tool on Photoshop. [Yeeeah]

• Give your baby soda! Ah, the wisdom of the 50s. [CityRag]

Last evening, everyone from Samuel L Jackson to Dane Cook (yeesh) turned out for the annual MTV Movie Awards, that glorious time of year when the network transforms itself from being simply a constant commercial for bad pop culture into a vastly more obvious constant commercial for bad pop culture.

Highlights of the evening included very high-minded comedy like a fat guy chasing Sarah Silverman (brilliant!) to Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen kissing (I mean, men kissing—can you believe it?).

The most inexplicable photo grouping of the night must be Chris Tucker, Victoria Beckham and Bruce Willis, whose mere proximity to one another must have led to a completely unnecessary picture. I guess it’s up to you to name the star, the has-been and the never-was.

PS Megan Fox, the awe-inducing beauty from Transformers, will be the new “it” girl. I’m calling “it.”

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Queerty reminded us that GLAAD held their 18th Annual GLAAD Media Awards last evening. As you might expect, slurred poster boy of gays in media, TR Knight, served as the initial master of ceremonies and also represented Grey’s Anatomy when the show won outstanding individual episode for “Where the Boys Are.”

As you might not expect, Jennifer Aniston was given this year’s “Vanguard Award,” and here’s why:

Jennifer Aniston is, without a doubt, one of the most charismatic, talented, and celebrated actresses in the world today. It is all the more refreshing then, that she hasn’t shied away from roles that playfully or dramatically explore the boundaries of human sexuality and relationships. For ten seasons, Jennifer Aniston played Rachel Green on Friends, a show that included, from its very first season, a portrayal of a lesbian family.

So, she was on a show that had a fair and accurate depiction of a lesbian family? That makes her a vanguard for the gay community? Well then, in keeping with that logic, Isaiah Washington should expect his GLAAD Vanguard Award next year.

PS Wilson Cruz—Ricky from My So-Called Life—was there. Remember when he got kicked out on Christmas and Angela looked everywhere for him? Jesus. That guy’s a vanguard.

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• I always forget about Eva Mendes. But then she sneaks up and hits me with a whole sack of pretty. [ICYDK]

• Federline’s Nationwide Insurance commercial. “Much ado about nothing,” anyone? [Nationwide]

• Hilary Duff cuts the goody-goody act. [Us]

• Ivanka Trump with botched surgery is still better looking than her father. [Egotastic]

• Miss USA says she’s an alcoholic. Also, probably a shopoholic. [ABCNews]

• People are saying they won’t work with Lohan until she stops working with liquor. [HT]

• “Jessica Simpson Rocks Out at John Mayer Concert?” “Rocks out?” How about “Jessica Simpson Sways and Claps at John Mayer Concert?” That’s probably more accurate. [People]

• Paris knows how to write her name. [DListed]

• DJ AM totally sends post-bang flowers. [PopSugar]

• Sienna Miller gets naked for her craft. [Egotastic]

• Can Tim Gunn make it work on his own? [BWE]

• Jennifer Aniston’s got a new twinsie. [CityRag]

• Missed Connections: SD4W. [Junkiness]

• Hear that, Vanessa? Let it go or it’s back to the F-List for you. [HollyScoop]

• Eva Mendes classes it up for Maxim. [Yeeeah]

• What do you know, that’s exactly what I wore to my last job interview. [Yeeeah]

• According to Christopher Hitchens, I should give up. Girls aren’t funny. Who knew? [VF via Gawker]

• Prison Break dude is so, so fucked. And so, so fucked up. What a fucking asshole. Excuse my language. [TMZ]

• Chad Michael Murray is still a cheese. [DListed]

• Unshorn pits are the new black. [Junkiness]

• Picture Brad Pitt bald. Yum. [JustJared]

Listen, I have no idea why Eva Mendes and Lance Armstrong had their photos taken in some oddly abandoned building. Or why the two were together in the first place. Or what it means that they were getting photographed “behind the scenes at ‘Big Red Book,’” but I like it. At least I like the look of extreme discomfort on Lance’s face. Is something jutting in places where no jutted objects should be or is he just unhappy to see me?

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