To where does years of drug abuse lead you, kids? To being out on your ass in a state of paranoia, that's where.

Gary Busey, longtime friend of fine Colombian cocaine, has been evicted from his Malibu home after months of failing to pay rent. Busey's landlord claims Busey owes him 50 grand, but Busey says he was simply withholding the tens of thousands of dollars until his "unclean air conditioning vents" were sanitized. Guess with whom the law sides?

If you've got a spare bed and don't mind sharing bumps, you've got a friend in need in Malibu.

We've attached a video under here of some of Busey's greatest hits. We're assuming the breathtaking ocean view in the clip is the one the now homeless Busey will be missing in a couple weeks.

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Gary Busey, where have you been all our life? It's like you fell from heaven, leaving little droplets of awesomeness along your way.

Just when we were starting to feel bad about his Ryan Seacrest scandal, Gary had to go and get sassy with an 11-year-old girl. We're still not quite sure what an 11-year-old was doing at an Oscars party armed with a microphone and video camera, but just roll with it.

We kind of love Gary Busey for providing solid entertainment last night during the Oscars red carpet, but now he's just outdoing himself.

Gary called into Ryan Seacrest's radio show this morning to explain the exchange from last night that made Ryan almost pee his pants:

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Forget the awards ceremony; the best Oscar action happened last night at E!'s coverage of the red carpet. Watch as Jennifer Garner and Laura Linney treat crazy Gary Busey like a deranged homeless man and Ryan Seacrest completely loses it.