Michelle Williams claims that she is being haunted by the ghost of Heath Ledger. His first visit woke her up during the night as he moved around some furniture; another time, he spoke to her and apologized for not being able to help her raise 2-year-old Matilda.

No jokes, as this seems like one of the few ways Michelle is learning to cope.

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DON'T TAKE THE BROWN ACID "Jude Law has been haunted by the ghost of Frank Sinatra in Cuba. The 'Sleuth' star was left 'shocked' after he reportedly saw a vision of the late Rat Pack singer raiding his hotel mini-bar. A source at the hotel said: '…He'd sampled lots of the hotels rum cocktails to celebrate his birthday so he thought it was just a drunken vision. But when we told him of the situation, he came clean about seeing the ghost.'"

"100 percent" dead Commie Fidel Castro is releasing an autobiography from beyond the grave! Now that's what we call a GHOSTWRITER!

The book, titled Fidel Castro: My Life, explores all the minutia of the late Cuban's unique existence. (He kept the beard because shaving costs a man ten workdays per year! He loved Hemingway!)

Though dead, Castro's mental faculties are being described as "astonishing." (How can that be?)

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