Congrats, Simpson family: Your pathetic attempts to stay in the spotlight have worked, and in the process, every last member of the family looks like a loser. Granted, it's been like this for awhile.

Here's the latest on the disaster Papa Joe created:

• Tony Romo and Jessica are still broken up, and Simpson reps are still denying it. Sources say Tony finally had enough of Papa Joe's meddling — which included unsolicited career advice — and also became upset after seeing Jess' Glamour magazine interview in which she referred to him as her "future husband."

• Papa Joe has begged Tony to accompany Jess to Ashlee's wedding this weekend to "support the family." Also, to keep up appearances.

• Speaking of the wedding from hell, Ashlee and Pete Wentz have asked guests to dress in dark colors for the big day. That's so deep.

• People has reportedly shelled out seven figures for exclusive access to the couple's wedding photos. Has the magazine learned nothing from the public's lack of interest in the Mariah wedding pictures?

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Lindsay Lohan is randomly featured on the new issue of the UK edition of Glamour, and inside she opens up about how her life has changed since rehab.

'I'm fine being alone during the day, but I hate being alone at night. I like having friends around me, but now I'd much rather be at home,' she says, pointing out that she now suddenly has more hours of the day to fill, which she tries to do by writing in her journal and watching TV.

'That's not to say I'll never go to a club again,' she says, 'because I'd be lying.'

Finally, asked what she believes is the biggest misconception others have about her, Lohan replies, 'that I don't have my head in the right place. That, and probably that I'm not a good person … because actually I am.'

Here's the thing, Linds: If you have to constantly remind people that your head is in the right place and you're really a good person, those things probably aren't so true.

In what must be an effort to sound wasteful and juvenile, Josh Duhamel told Glamour magazine that he had a stripper pole installed in his home and that his literal sellout girlfriend is taking pole dancing lessons.

The hunk not only has the No. 1 movie in the nation, "Transformers," he's just installed a stripper pole at home so live-in girlfriend Fergie can entertain him with a little bump and grind. "Fergie is taking lessons, but she won't get on it until she knows what she's doing, 'cause she doesn't want to look stupid…"

I'm sorry, Josh, but it's much too late for her to avoid looking stupid.

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