Deafen your children, dutiful parents! Jessica Simpson's new album is upon us, and boy is it terrible. Hahaha; just kidding. We'd rather have dental work done with sharpened chicken bones than listen to modern country music – yes, even Rascally Fats or whatever – so we have no idea how Do You Know sounds. (Maybe it's like Bowie!)

We can tell you that the last track is a duet between Simpson and Dolly Parton, which saddens us greatly. Oh, Dolly, what have you done?

Listen for yourself here.

'MAMMA MIA!' UPS THE IRRITATING ANTE "Moviegoers who can't resist singing along to 'Dancing Queen' are in luck. Universal aims to pump up Labor Day weekend grosses for its hit movie musical 'Mamma Mia!' by presenting 'Mamma Mia! The Sing-Along Edition' in select theaters nationwide. … For the sing-along engagements, the movie's prints will include subtitled lyrics to all the songs so that audiences can sing along."

DISASTER! "[George] Lucas' public statements about downplaying expectations for the [new Indiana Jones] film didn't exactly smack of confidence or enthusiasm. Numerous reports of tepid-to-zero reaction from audiences who saw CRYSTAL SKULL's latest trailer in front of IRON MAN suggested the movie wasn't energizing folks the way it should … And, multiple reports from sources on the shoot smelled…uneasy. They were always about what was happening, rather than how cool the movie looked, or how exciting it seemed to have Indy back in action. … There was definitely a screening of CRYSTAL SKULL within the last day or two … feedback has been 'uniformly rough.'"