Here we go again with the didn't-need-to-know teenager news; this time the speculation surrounds Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe and the loss of his virginity. In the upcoming October issues of Details, Daniel reveals that he lost his virginity at age 16 to someone much older than him. And instead of leaving it at that, Us Weekly had to go digging.
Though Radcliffe doesn't name-drop, a source says in the new issue of Us Weekly the ex is Amy Byrne, an assistant hairdresser who was 23 when they met on the set of 2005's Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. His rep had no comment.
Great work, Us! Hope you feel better now that you have uncovered all the icky details of a teenager's sex life.
Not my thing, Mukesh. But thanks for the offer.
There are so many things wrong with this clip of Matt Lauer and Al Roker's rhythmic gymnastics routine from The Today Show that we don't even know where to begin. The two pranced around in spandex to "Dream Weaver," and the only entertaining part occurred when the other countries' competitors watched from the stands in horror. Go team!
We've heard way too much about Madonna lately thanks to her sell-out brother, Chris Ciccone, so we can't help but cringe a little upon seeing the watermelon-loving singer. But all gross stories aside, Madge looked really beautiful over the weekend as she celebrated her 50th birthday (although, to be fair, she should look that good with as much money as she has).
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Our favorite little guy, Verne Troyer, received great news this weekend as a judge shot down the distribution of that disturbing sex tape Mini Me made with his famewhore ex-girlfriend. Snippets of the 50-minute tape were leaked to TMZ last month — but Verne must approve of the selling or distributing of the tape, and he vowed he will do no such thing.
Good move, Verne. Seriously, we kind of love him, but no one wants to see his reptilian tongue darting in and out of that loser's mouth.
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THIS FREAKIN' GUY This new groping charge reminded me that I have a good buddy from college who claims a very wasted Andy Dick once beckoned him to sit next to him at a club in LA. My friend says that he hadn't been seated for more than a minute before Dick reached over and jammed his index finger down his jeans and into the crack of his ass. When my friend jumped away like a startled cat, Dick laughed and, without hesitation, stirred his drink with the digit that had moments before been in a butt.
NY DOESN'T HEART YOU One out of 10 women who ride New York City's subways will be fondled.
In high school, one of my best friends since childhood made the poor decision to briefly date an oft-medicated raver. He's since told me about lots of really bizarre things she did during the course of their relationship – the ecstasy, the crying – but the story that's stuck with me is about the time she wore edible underwear to prom, edible underwear that was sweaty, sticky and stringy by the time they got back to their hotel room that night. My friend's cringing face is the only thing I could think about while reading the following blind item.
Which pervy cad about town has yet another weird penchant … for edible underwear? He makes all of his ladies wear a specially made licorice thong that he likes to slowly chew off of them.
Michael Lohan couldn't resist stopping by Chelsea Lately the other night to respond to the latest allegations that he fathered yet another Lohan while married to Dina (but they were on a break!). Chelsea put his skeeziness on hold to discuss more important matters: Camel balls. Apparently such a thing exists, and the former inmate suffers from it.
Click through for the video if you care to throw up your breakfast.
Well, this is unsettling:
Miley Cyrus' pics in Vanity Fair may have been scandalous, but she should look on the bright side, because now she has a whole new crop of admirers! Only problem is, they're felons.
Miley has received thousands of love letters from prison inmates since the magazine hit newsstands.
Isn't the prison system wonderful? When the cons aren't assaulting each other, they're fixating on 15-year-old girls. How rehabilitating and conducive to a better America.
Hollywood Casanova Diddy has a tendency to talk too much, and most of the time nobody really wants to hear the things he has to say. But this plug for his new cologne really takes the cake:
While I'm getting ready I like to relax with a drink — vodka and lemonade — and listen to some James Brown.
Then I'll have a manicure and pedicure — and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black.
Because if his fragrance wasn't about to be in the bargain bin before, you can rest assured it will be now.
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Kendra Wilkinson, describing her much-too-detailed birthday gift to 82-year-old Hugh Hefner:
I molded my ass, so I could call it 'chocolate starfish.' It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle.
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The legal team defending R Kelly, aka Jack the Pisser, in his Chicago kiddie porn trial rested their case yesterday after just two days of testimony, meaning jurors could be in deliberation as early as Thursday.
According to reports out of Illinois, Kelly's defense was nowhere near as tight as his cornrows:
It was not the defense courthouse observers expected in the high-profile proceeding. There were no surprise witnesses, no gotcha moments, no explanation of how the raunchy video came into existence. During opening statements and the prosecution's case, the defense offered many theories that it didn't follow up.
If Kelly, the libido behind "Hump Bounce" and "Freak Dat Body," is convicted, he faces up to 15 hard years in prison. But don't get too excited just yet. As one legal analyst who spoke to the Chicago Tribune is quick to note: "Celebrities are tough to convict, particularly in their hometown."
R Kelly's defense team in his child pornography trial hit a dark patch on Thursday—literally.
Although lawyers for Kelly had claimed that a mole the singer has on his back was not shared by the man from the sex tape on which this trial is based, prosecutors yesterday used advanced digital imaging to prove that, indeed, the man from the tape has the exact same mole. Uh oh!
Kelly and his attorneys looked grim and dejected during the expert's testimony, while prosecutors looked pleased, appearing to smile as they sat at their courtroom table.
R Kelly's next hit: "Trapped in the Jail Cell (and Getting My Teeth Kicked In)"
FANCY "On-stage villains aren't the only vermin at the Metropolitan Opera. The grand theater at Lincoln Center, where much of New York's society gathers to show off gowns and jewels, has been cited for sanitary violations by the city Department of Health and Mental Hygiene. During an April 9 restaurant inspection at the Met, the department found 'evidence of mice or live mice present in facility's food and/or nonfood areas.'"
The jurors in R. Kelly’s child pornography trial had the distinct displeasure of watching the sex tape that allegedly depicts R. Kelly having sex and urinating on a girl who could have been as young as 13. According to reports, Kelly “watched the video with a studied stare.” Maybe he was trying to act like he hadn’t seen it plenty of times when it was part of his personal video library.
Here's a good idea: Develop a video game to encourage the pedophilic tendencies of the Internet community by challenging them to take naughty photos of 15-year-old Miley Cyrus. We would like to talk to the person who makes it through the entire game and doesn't feel the urge to take a shower.
Remember Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz's "top secret" private wedding plans? Well, secrecy and privacy are out the window if you can afford to pay the couple seven figures for a press pass.
Got a million bucks and a blog? Get at them! And do try to spill a drink on someone.
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