
From TMZ, Hollywood's notorious hive of ill-bred bullies: "So our spies at a few Hollywood restaurants have weighed in on celeb tippers and gyppers. And the verdict is in."
Classy! We can't wait for Levin et al's item on which studio execs are the best at Jewing down actors' salary demands.
Oh: The bad tippers are the Beckhams.
Guess who turned 30 years old over the weekend! Give up? It's this beautiful human being at left.
Perez Hilton celebrated what he called his "Quinceanera Part 2" at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel — yes, the Beverly Wilshire actually let this man on the premises. Don't ask us why.
In honor of this special occasion, "friends" of Perez showed up to take pictures on the red carpet and make nice with the man who could potentially ruin their reputations. The typical famewhores were in attendance, including Speidi, Nick Cannon, Jerry O'Connell and Harvey Levin … but Marc Jacobs? We are disappointed in you.
And Kim Vo, bless his heart, has taken the Britney failure a lot harder than expected. It's OK that you couldn't fix that tranny mess, honey — her hair is something that can only be tamed by Ken Paves. That doesn't mean you need to show up with "Viva Perez" sharpie'd on your shirt.

It's the end of an era*:
First on Jossip: The New York Post’s attempt to take on TMZ.com is officially offline. We hear from inside the PageSix.com hen house that they’ve abandoned their online effort, effective immediately. The announcement was just made internally. Visitors to PageSix.com are redirected to Page Six proper. So, what, no more infighting?
*And by era, of course, we mean a few months of desperate attempts to take down Harvey Levin.

Britney Spears has been released from the hospital, and guess which vultures have already set up a live feed outside her house? We are convinced TMZ has a camera crew living in a tent across the street.
Larry Birkhead appeared on Larry King Live last night to address the allegations that he and the more ghoulish of the Howard Sterns were once lovers, he also vehemently denied that there is video evidence attesting to a tryst. Of Rita Cosby's book, Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith’s Death, the wellspring of the accusations, Birkhead twangs out that it should be "sittin' next to Harry Potter in the fiction aisle." Damning!
While we're not quick to take sides on such a foreign and trivial matter, we will say that we've never known Rita Cosby to be a liar. Cliff raised her better than that.
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