• Another adorable animal bites the dust. Life isn't fair. [DListed]

• Demi Lovato, one of the newest little Disney stars, fell on stage during a performance. The good news is people are going to know her name for a couple days. [Yeeeah]

• The Hills' Whitney Port and her new boyfriend need to work on coordinating their outfits a little more successfully. [INO]

• All these photos of Britney Spears shopping in LA remind us of the Sam Lutfi days, and those aren't good memories. [PS]

• Aubrey O'Day is offended that people compare her to Paris Hilton. Paris agrees. [ICYDK]

• Hayden Panettiere shouldn't look this weird in a bikini. [HT]

New information about Hayden Panettiere's father's early morning arrest: Both Alan Panettiere and his wife, Lesley, were drunk when Alan punched her twice in the face with a closed fist after a night out at Beso, Eva Longoria's restaurant. Also, the violence may have been prompted by Lesley "chatting up" Clint Eastwood's son, Scott Reeves, leaving Alan feeling – in his words – "disrespected."

Hayden Panettiere's father, Alan, decided he wants a piece of the spotlight too — so he went and got arrested for hitting Hayden's mother, Lesley, in the face early this morning.

Alan was charged with a felony count of domestic violence and is being held on $50,000 bail.

[Source]

When Miley Cyrus was chosen to host the Teen Choice Awards, which was filmed last night and will air tonight, we're unsure whether or not the producers expected her to hog the spotlight as much as she obviously did. Judging from the pictures, she treated the entire awards show like one of her infamous YouTube videos, including her BFF Mandy in most of her bits and ruining a perfectly good LL Cool J performance.

In other news, Dwight graced the show with his presence, Mariah continued to use a glitter microphone, Arcuhleta's dad still won't go away — and when did Chace Crawford become so good-looking?

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• Hayden Panettiere wants to assault your ears and your eyes. [Yeeeah]

• Seriously, Alba: Stop talking. [ICYDK]

• What type of person goes to Coldplay concerts? Well, Katherine Heigl, for one. [PS]

• Things we never want to imagine: An Arnold Schwarzenegger cage match. [CityRag]

• The newest Barbie looks like she could be working a street corner. [DListed]

• It's Pete Wentz's lucky day: His baby is due to be born on Halloween. How emo. [INO]

For all two of you waiting around for Hayden Panettiere's debut single, here it is. The song is titled "Wake Up Call" and it sounds like something that should be played at a 7th grade dance. Vocally, she sounds better than Ali Lohan and Heidi Montag, so … that's something?

[Source]

• Who inspires you to Rock the Vote: Christina or Madonna (or neither)? [PS]

• This is going to end well: Milo Ventimiglia is planning to propose to 18-year-old Hayden Panettiere. [INO]

• Matthew McConaughey's nephew, Miller Lite, leads a sad, sad childhood. [DListed]

• Everyone can rest easy: The great romance of the century, between Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox, is still alive. [Yeeeah]

• We still have a girl crush on Carrie Underwood. [HT]

• Audrina Patridge gets paid $5,000 an hour (plus free booze) to hang out at clubs. Life's not fair. [ICYDK]

Hayden Panettiere, desperately seeking attention:

It’s great to be single. It’s great to have boyfriends. Or girlfriends. There are occasions when you kiss your best friend growing up, having fun and goofing about. Like perfecting your technique.

[Source]

Good morning to you! Jump start your day with this clip of squat TV Hero Hayden Pannettiere getting laid out by overeager photographers at LAX. Remember, don't try to get famous today.

I don’t ever go out. I stay at home. I go from garage to garage, and keep myself out of sight. [Being famous is] a pain in the ass.

This business is very intrusive. People want to know what you’re doing every day, and it becomes less about your craft and your art, and your love for acting, than it is about when you put food in your mouth, or when you’re walking your dog.

[Source]

A random blogger has decided he hates Hayden Panettiere because of a run-in the two had at an LA movie theater.

The blogger works at ArcLight Cinemas, which he insists "isn’t just a movie theatre, it’s an experience." Sounds fascinating. The theater's policy doesn't allow anyone to walk in after the movie has started, and Hayden got upset because her friend didn't make it into the theater in time.

Cheerleader is getting heated because she just doesn’t agree and doesn’t understand. Eventually the cheerleader goes so far as to drop F bombs! She said something to the effect of “F**K the policy” while flipping two birds in the general direction of X. Unacceptable! Shame on you, cheerleader. Shame on you.

We can't really fault Hayden, because what theater thinks it's too good to let people come in late? If you want to make your place of business more attractive, how about kicking out the people who feel the need to cackle at the loudest volume possible throughout the movie? Those people need to be removed and/or shot.

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Valentine's Day wasn't just celebrated by Heidi and Spencer. Lots of Hollywood's players came out for the anniversary of love.

Bono raised money for charity, Hayden Panettiere took her little brother on a date, Joy Behar performed a comedy act, Simon Cowell busted out his best baby T — and Paris' publicist even washed the orange off his face to impress a new lady friend!

How did YOU spend Valentine's Day?

[Source]

A New York Post blind item:

Which teenage TV cutie was sharing cocktails with her permissive mom at a fashion party in New York? The mom — who favors short shirts and wears her hair just like her daughter — needs to grow up.

[Source]

Ryan Reynolds, Hayden Panettiere and Willem Dafoe promoted their new movie Fireflies in the Garden at the Berlin Film Festival this weekend. We're not sure what the movie is about, but we have a feeling it involves lots of Ryan standing around looking pretty.

[Source]

Heroes actress Hayden Panettiere has one issue on her mind come election day, and not only is it relatively unimportant, it's strong evidence in support of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs: "…when she attended a February 1 dinner with Chelsea Clinton, 'Hayden made it clear to Chelsea she'll vote for whoever will help save the whales.'"

We'd prefer the incoming President save American jobs and Iraqi civilians before the whales, but to each their own.

Presumably trying to top their creepy Hayden Panettiere comment from earlier this week, Splash News thought it would be a good idea to post some pictures of Ethan Hawke and dog poop. And they made sure to put their logo on the photos, in case someone tries to steal them. You know, because everyone loves a good feces pic every now and then. The caption reads, "EXCLUSIVE: Ethan Hawke blocks his face with dog poop bag."

[Source]

Splash News gave us some pictures of Hayden Panettiere lobbying in Washington to save the whales. We're glad to see this girl doing something productive during the writers strike.

And then we came across the caption:

Hayden Panettiere's tight skirt makes a fair statement on Congress in Washington DC.

Is someone else going to notify the authorities or should we?

[Source]

• HA! Why are losers who take their jewelry seriously always the ones who want the most respect? [SH]

• Best rumor of the day. [DListed]

• Remember when the black guy called the gay guy the f-word and everyone was all, "Fire him!"? Barely, right? Well, that was this year. [PS]

• This moron! [HT]

• Not fat, pregnant. [ICYDK]

• Another purse that looks like many purses before it. Wow! [INO]

• Madonna raises her children to be healthy and not materialistic. Let her have it with your contempt! [Yeeeah]

• Santa is scary. [CityRag]