OK, we know it seems classist for us to post pictures of the chintzy souvenirs some stores in Texas are selling to commemorate the marriage of First Daughter Jenna Bush, but our intention isn't to give you a laugh at the expense of red state inelegance. Instead, shudder at the fact that those flowery squares are mouse pads, meaning there are people who presumably have access to the Internet who still don't know enough to not herald this union.

Here, President George W Bush poses with daughter Jenna at her Texas wedding on Saturday. Over 200 friends and relatives looked on as the bride, in a custom Oscar de la Renta gown, was married to Henry Hager, an MBA candidate and son of Virginia's GOP head.

How these fucking people sleep at night is beyond us.