PETA participated in a demonstration yesterday in D.C., but we stopped paying attention to the message due to the fact that the group's tactics are so darn predictable. Putting naked or barely clothed women in cages and/or showers is probably not the best way to get those bigwig lobbyists thinking with their heads.

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If you thought horndog sitcom star Charlie Sheen had sworn off hookers many years ago, you're wrong, according to a former Los Angeles madam.

-From where else but the New York Post